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Old 15th November 2008, 12:40 PM
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I am constantly amazed at the extreme variations of the human penis. Like from a 2 inch beer can to a 12 inch cigar. So I thought we could document these WEIRD cocks we have loved. I will kick it off with a few of my more memorable ones. So please give a good description and tell us what you did with it.

This one guy, 30 short a bit chubby CPA ish. Had a cock on him that was about 5 inches by 2 circumcised with a big fat mushroom head. Beautiful. The weird thing was his piss slit was enormous. It went from where they usually are located and continued all the way down to the start of his shaft. It was like a little pussy on the head of his cock. SEXXY. You know I tonged the hell out of it, licking and sticking it in till he slowly spurted his spooge over my tongue. Not a lotta velocity but it was yummy.
I thought that maybe he had a Prince Albert that got ripped out and asked him about it but he said, No it came that way.

Next this other guy was laying in the sauna on the top bench, glistening. He was 20 something Latino skinny with some tribal ink on.
But his cock. OOO INTERESTING. 8 inches long by 3 inches thick out of a thick black bush. BUT his head was relatively speaking , tiny. He looked like he had a inch thick foreskin removed. His wiener looked like well... a wiener sticking out of a bun. So he had a small head then bam a big blunted dick. No taper no transition just a wall of shaft. A pink baseball bat with a cock head sticking out. Don't know how he would fuck, seems to me once he got his cock in he wouldn't even feel the head in there. But I sure sucked it good. I licked it and sucked it and got it all the way down my throat but could not swallow around his head. He seemed to like it a lot. I got too hot and left him lying there in the sauna very hard. Never got to ask him his story.

I was surprised to run into another guy a bit like that later that same night, but not as extreme. Sucked his cock too. I wish I could have a camera at the bath.

SO what was YOUR weird cock ?

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Old 8th May 2009, 12:42 PM
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Wtf

O CUM ON ! NOBODY has any strange penis tales but ME ?
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Old 17th May 2009, 12:51 AM
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I thought they were suppose to point up.

I ran into this one guy while cruising the I-87 rest area in Glen Falls, NY.

After playing flashing lights, I walked over and got into his car with him. He seemed self conscious and ill at ease about the whole set up. I was just about ready to leave, fearing a police sting. He blurted out he wanted to suck my dick with no return expected. There is only one thing I like better than getting my dick sucked, and that was sucking a dick myself. I told him that the only way he was going to suck mine was if I got to suck his.

He said he had a problem showing his privates off. I reached over and grabbed his crotch. I told him "If it makes you feel any better, I'll keeping my eyes closed the whole time." Now my quick grope indicated a fairly hefty piece of meat laying on his right side. Truthfully, I would surely sneak a peek, cause I don't put anything in my mouth without some inspection. I even told him I would do him first. That way, I would still be so hot I won't care what it looked like. He had me intrigued. I figured he probably had a massive piece of meat that scared the virgins away.

He laid back and slowly unbuckled his pants. Lifting his ass, he slid them slightly down. I could see his meat outlined in his tighty whities. It was normal sized, maybe 6 1/2". I did note it laid across his crotch to the right instead of tenting out. I slid his briefs down, and it remained in place. My first thought was it wasn't erect yet, and might grow substantially. Imagine my surprise when I reached for it and found it rock hard. I pulled it outward slightly, but it snapped back against the side of his crotch. He remarked to be careful, it didn't move outward much. It was almost impossible to attack this meat with my mouth while seated on his right. We shifted around till he was on the left, and I could lay my head across his lap. This fit perfectly although my forehead was rubbing against his pubes.

It wasn't soon before he was grunting and groaning as I slid my lips back and forth on that sideways meat. I was rewarded with a full load of cum that he had been storing for half his life.

After he returned the favor, we were sitting talking. He explained that he had a groin injury when he was young and scar tissue had formed on just one side of his penis causing the sideways drift. He never had fucked a guy or girl as the position was too awkward. He was afraid to show it because of past ridicule.

That was one of the strangest pieces of meat I ever had. I looked for him there several times after, but never ran ito him again.
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large wouldn't be fair to this guy

I was on the nude beach outside Miami. I walked down to the guy area and was talking with a couple of guys, they liked my PA and were asking about and such. Nothing more was going on so I walked back through the straight section and then I saw it- or him i should say. Not a good looking guy, white, Italian looking and coming out of his body like a snake was what had to be a 14-15" cock, he was keeping it hard by rubbing every so often. The thing was beer can thick and curved in a couple of directions. I don't know how anyone could suck more than a few inches and a pussy or butt would have to be totally stretched to take him.
I have never forgotten that cock- and have no idea if he was straight or gay--
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Old 21st June 2009, 07:13 AM
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Old 4th August 2009, 01:38 PM
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Cool Great penis

YGL Don't be silly, or please do continue to. Please don't apologize for such a HOT posting. Thats JUST the kinda wack off story I was hoping for. Keep it up. Let me cum up with another soon. CSS



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Great thread guys and do I ever love those wild and whacky cocks!


So there are my two most unusual or "weird" cocks! Sorry I was long, but I hope you all enjoy my remembrances of the hot old days! Please let me know and share your "strange" cock stories, too! I do hope you jack off while you read these TRUE accounts and think of shooting on my face or into my open mouth! YUMMY!!!!
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Old 4th August 2009, 02:17 PM
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Thumbs up Tiny billy boy

How about that night at Vulcan in SD ? I was kicking back with my cock out in my room. A cute boy peeked in and I wanked him on in. He was a cute tiny skinny boy with close cropped shock blonde hair all spiky. Think a mini Billy Idol twink. He was wearing a black patent leather sling shot unzipped all the way down to his groin and it had a thong ass. In other words he wasn't wearing much of anything at all.
He sat between my legs and started to lick me ass hole to belly button and suck on my throbbing hard cock. After awhile of this I wanted a piece of him too. When I went for his cock I found he had short cropped shock blonde pubic hair too and a very cute mini penis. It was almost exactly the size of my little finger. VERY hard. Distinct circumcised little mushroom head. His balls were like bing cherries. I didn't need to deep throat him it all fit right in my mouth. I was licking his little balls with his cock in my mouth.
Then we were rubbing cocks awhile and that was fun but something about our position or him or something got me worried he could slip his hard little stinger in me unprotected and I don't do THAT so we parted on friendly terms. Sorry the ending is so vague here... but OK OK ... story is, we ended up in a wild 69 deep throat and he came like it was his first time in months, he shot like a half cup of cum into my eager sucking mouth and I savored it, letting it run down over his cock and balls and licking it back up. Amazing such tiny little balls could put out so much cum. We snowballed our two cum loads a while and THEN parted on friendly terms.
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I've played with a number of unusual cocks in my 35 years of cruising. One memorable one was attached to a slim black TV who sported a 9" cock with a left right kink in the middle, probably from tucking it so often when appearing as a gurl. We hooked up 4 or 5 times but only got to feel that beauty slide into my ass once. The kink in the middle felt awesome as I rode that cock one day.
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well, not weird but, had a few over the decades that were quite small, where I could easily get cock & balls in my mouth. What seemed odd is these little dicks were always big multi-cummers! Yum!
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