Tips..

sextile · #1 29th July 2008, 01:03 AM

-- As questions and answers about offering TIPS. to our masseurs and to others have arisen in several threads I thought that I'd concentrate our thoughts in just one thread.

-- A couple of days ago - at b'fast. - I was told of an elderly, (in his 70s.), but still virile JP. gentleman - a pianist by profession - whose custom it is to e'tain. up to three boyz most nights while he's staying here in BKK.. Further, it's his custom to give TIPS. up to 3,000.Bh. to each one before they'll return home for the day. Reportedly the boyz will fight - metaphorically writing - to go with him for the night: he pays and obtains the services desired.
- Possibly a thought for those of us who count every baubee before paying?
-- Bibi.. --

Yannawa · #2 29th July 2008, 01:48 AM

S*xytile, this is vaguely related to your posting: There is a guy on Gay Romeo who, with tongue in cheek [with the hope of more to c*m?], is offering himself to people at the rate of Bht25/Kilo or Bht50/year of age...whichever is the highest. The weights and years being those of the customer. I don't think any tip is expected.

icon513 · #3 29th July 2008, 02:56 AM

I'd offer him 200 baht per inch, and see what he says.

sextile · #4 29th July 2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Yannawa

S*xytile, this is vaguely related to your posting: There is a guy on Gay Romeo who, with tongue in cheek [with the hope of more to c*m?], is offering himself to people at the rate of Bht25/Kilo or Bht50/year of age...whichever is the higher. The weights and years being those of the customer. I don't think any tip is expected.

-- Yannawa,
- I find that using the above that the value of my age, in THB., is approx. twice the value of my weight! Reads rather like those arithmetical questions one used to be given at school, doesn't it?

-- Icon,
- An interesting suggestion, but it does penalise the better endowed ones amongst us, doesn't it?
- How about going the other way:
1.- Start from 10ins.LOA. when erect;
2.- For every inch LESS than 10".LOA. one would pay 500.Bh..

-- Bibi.. --

icon513 · #5 29th July 2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sextile

-- Icon,
- An interesting suggestion, but it does penalise the better endowed ones amongst us, doesn't it?

I meant 200 baht per inch of his inches.

sextile · #6 29th July 2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icon513

I meant 200 baht per inch of his inches.

-- Icon.,
- Tku. for your clarification.
- Alas, I'm not a member of Gayromeo; possibly one of our Gentle Readers who is would care to make an offer along the lines you suggest, and then let us know the results?

-- Bright idea!
- Instead of paying one's masseur the establishment's ['I]Suggested[/i]' TIPS. of say 1,000.Bh. why not adopt your bright idea and pay him based upon his erect LOA!
-- Bibi.. --