Need a naked Santa at your Christmas party?
 

Remember as a child, when you couldn't wait for Santa to come down your chimney? Now that you're all grown up, maybe you'd like to cum down Santa's chimney...?

I'm an uninhibited exhibitionist, and I'd love to come to your party wearing nothing but boots, hat, and beard, and hang out for the evening. Would you like to sit on Santa's lap, or maybe you'd like him to sit on yours? Maybe you can show Santa just how naughty you've been?

No $, this is strictly for fun. I'm available for anything from a small intimate gathering to a large party. Serious replies only, please...

Now that could get me dreaming of a White sticky stuff Christmas!