My First Ass Penetration
 

I'm one of those guys I've seen written about. Straight, but not really, but not denying the bi-side. I just don't advertise it - well, just to the right people :-)

I've always been attractive to guys of all types, which is what has gotten me into "trouble" and it turns out that I like that kind of trouble.

My dick is pretty nice, I'm pretty cute and thin, and I've gotten lots if intense blow jobs from guys. Definitely better than girls. And as much as I love girls, there head has never measured up.

Recently, as you may have seen in my posts, I've gotten into giving head, although I still haven't had cum in my mouth (I did see a vid with swapping the other day though and that was HOT, I'd love to cum in a hot mouth and then makeout - YUM)

Anyway, next up is this virgin ass of mine. It's small and tight. A little hairy. I've never had more than a finger in there, but last night after watching porn - in particular this hot guy making it with two even hotter Trannys - I thought about how hot it would be to have a dick in my ass while my cock was being worked.

I don't have a dildo - yet ;-) - so I grabbed a hot dog out of the fridge. I lubed it up, and went back to the porn. Had to watch the guy and the Trannies again. This time, imagining that I was him, with one sucking my cock and the other getting ready to pound my tight little hole.

As I stroked to as hard as I can get, I lubed up the hot dog and started it up my hole. It was hard to get in, not just because it was kind of soft, but because my hole is so tight. After messing with it for a bit, with my cock already dripping with pre-cum, I got it in.

I gasped a little as it went it, it kind of hurt. But once it got past that point, it went in nice and smoothly, so I pushed it in as far as I could (without losing it!)

Then I started to rhythmically fuck my hole with it, taking it all the way and going as far out as I could without it getting out. As I did that, I stroked my throbbing cock which sure could have used a mouth...

It didn't take long for my legs to get weak, cock hard and red, glistening with precum, as I shoved it in and out of my ass faster and faster, and stroked my cock just as fast.

With one last push into my ass, my hole tightened onto the hot dog so I could let go and catch the most cum I ever shot into my hand.

As my hand filled with my cum, I brought it to my mouth and slurped it in, wishing a hot Tranny was right there to swap with.

Now if I could only get up the nerve to have a hot cock in my tight little hole...

Don't recommend the use of uncooked food products in your anal cavity. Definitely buy an anal dildo and keep it clean. Yet, no piece of inaminate plastic is going to give you the sensations of a hot cock. The dick has warmth, hardness tempered with flexibility, a contoured head, and throbbing veins. Plus a good lover can temper his movements to your reactions. Try the real thing!

March to your own drums
 

I agree with the previous poster: do not stuff anything in there, which is not meant for anal insertion. Veggies and hot dogs make for nice anecdotal stories, but in real life, you are just exposing yourself to an unncessary risk.

If you are ready for a dude to bone you, you'll know, and yeah, you'll go for it... Take your time, and march to your own drums.

KD

Thanks guys, no more food, I promise :-) I may just buy a dildo today when I stop at a G/H in Dubuque, IA

Plus a well muscled butt has the ability to clamp hard on a hot dog/banana/etc and break it off during a strong orgasm. Try explaining what happened in the ER :eek:

Real dick or a toy is the way to go.