BeerPissUpMyAss: my smooth, little, in-shape body can take it all for you.
 

For anywhere in Metro Chicago: GWM needs a heavy beer drinker who knows how to unload a stream of beer piss up my little ass. I come to where you drink (burp), or if dark & private outside you bend me over the tail-gate of my truck. Just want that long, warm, steady stream, if that's ok with you.