Ass Shaving ...
 

Is there any way of avoiding razor bumps when removing hair? I've tried shaving often -- I've tried hair removal creams -- and everthing leaves me with those god damned red bumps.

Any help would be appreciated.

Ass shaving
 

If you're gonna shave, You should use some sort of moisturizer cream afterwards. Also for a few days after you've shaved wear loose soft clothes... Like silk boxers and baggy pants. I get the razor burn on my lower stomach and thighs only when I wear pants that rub and irritate the area.

Try waxing (Holy Fucking Ouch!) But it stays smoother longer than shaving and usually causes less irritation.

Or if you're real serious about not wanting hair there. You can spend about $1,000 on Laser hair removal and it's gone for good.
Plus some doctor is gonna bend you over like a prison bitch and work your sphincter over with a one million giggawatt strobe light for about an hour!! And how many people can say they've experienced that? lol