Bleaching Your Asshole?
 

No, I don't mean any particular person : )
A woman friend of mine was telling me about friends of hers -- straight swingers who both have bleached thier assholes to take away that brown look . . . I have to admit, I never heard of this before, and am a little intrigued by it. Does anyone know if this actually works? I have suffered from Hemmoroids in the past and can only guess how great it would feel to put some Clorox bleach on them. Thanks guys.

Sounds like the craziest thing I've ever heard of. If you put bleach on your hand it doesn't change the color of your skin, why would it change the color of your asshole? But by all means go ahead and try it.

Yep, seen it on one of the make over shows on Bravo or TLC, think it was Dr 90210. . It was done at some day spa out in California. Woman did porn and didn't like that "brown stained" look. First they waxed her hole (yes, women grow hair around the anus too), then bleached it. She didn't show any pain, so I guess she liked it.

I would think they were using something specifically designed to lighten skin. Definitely not Clorox. Yow!!

There are a host of creams and lotions designed to lighten skin, mostly marketed to women. You know, "get rid of of those embarassing age marks or liver spots on your hands, etc." I never could figure out why those spots could embarasss a woman. Do other women go "nyah, nyah, you got spo-o-ots" or something like that when they see a woman with liver spots?

I would have loved to hear the first sales pitch for this procedure. "Is your anus darker than that of your friends? Do you feel embarassment in a crowd when others uncover their anuses? Have you ever experienced the heartache of dark anus? Does your anus no longer match your toilet paper?"

Unless your income is driven by your ass, pass on this procedure.

Find someone with a big thick dick to fuck you several times in a week and your asshole will be pink around the edges!!