Vacation Question
 

If I have Gay Sex on Vacation, does it count?

Count toward what? Free tokens at Chuckie Cheese?

Count, as numerically, as another notch on your lipstick case?

Count as "real" sex, opposed to all that artificial stuff going on these days?

Count as screwing around on your faithful partner? Or unfaithful partner?

Count as "I didn't have sex with that woman" kind of count?

Vacation from what? Life?

If you don't count it, it must have been a dream!


Bottom line... YES IT COUNTS!

It didn't count.
 

Since your profile says that you're a virgin, it obviously didn't count. Don't worry ... you're still straight.

Now load up some porn, sit on that dildo, and and have sweet dreams of what didn't happen while you were on that fishing trip in the mountains.

(And say to yourself: "Why cain't I quit you?")