What Is Gooning?
 

Hey guys, I need some help. I have recently seen the word goon, or gooning. What's this all abut? I'm sure somebody out there will have the answer for me. Thanks in advance!

Gooning definition
 

"Gooning" is a term applied to very addictive or chronic masturbation. More intense than a wanker, it refers to an almost oblivious sense of self cock awareness obtained during an extended pre-climax high. The term refers to the contoured facial expressions exhibited at this point of prolonged rapture, and may have been inspired by the phallic nosed goons of the Popeye cartoon series.

Not to be confused with the rap culture use of "goon" to represent a thug or hard-core bad dude.

So 'gooning' is a variation on being a boy and Catholic?!

Thanks Grumpy, and to you as well Keith. Started my day with a well needed chuckle!