Choking the chicken
 

I did not really know where to put this posting - it is not about sex advice - but it is to bizarre not to share!

Did you see the story about the high school baseball team having sex with a Mc Chicken sandwich on the way home from a game?

North Dakota students perform sex act on McChicken sandwich and Gatorade bottle | Daily Mail Online

At least as kids when I did stupid shit everyone did not have cell phone cameras to record us doing it!

True. Not the wisest thing to do in this time and age. But the guys must have been bored and horny. No one got hurt, and they have got a stupid story to share.


KD

Yeah - I am very glad that there are not going to be charges pressed since no one was forced to do anything against their will - although as pointed out the ones that shot pictures or video have to be careful as it is technically child porn...

I really liked the principal's attitude when he said

"Students make mistakes all of the time,'
'And when they make mistakes, there are consequences. When the consequences are done, we move on. That's what schools do.' "

That is a great attitude - basically "boys will be boys"

I was surprised they were that open about jacking off - so many guys that age are scared to death to be seen naked even by their buddies - but I guess these guys were not shy at all!

And I am sure they are glad the school year is almost over because just imagine the teasing they will get when they return to school - because everyone knows why!

Yup. The guys are gonna get it anyway. But there is no such thing as bad publicity in such cases. A few dudes will be attracted to their openness about it, and their positive sexual attitude. Clumsy, as the case may be, but it is also a chance to get connected with the like-minded dudes:D

KD

But it is going to KILL their chances for a summer job at McDonalds!

Who knows? Maybe for the better. A job at McDonalds is something that is easy to get, coz it ain't worth much either. So, if you see that the odds against you are rising, you may want to put an extra effort, and land something more valuable to start with.

I have never made the bad experience of being caught in the act, etc. But I knew that I was gay at the time when being gay was deemed to be a major disadvantage. A few other things used to be grounds for discrimination, too. So, I put in quite some extra effort, and aced through the recruiting process landing a very lucrative summer job:). A few of my gay buddies did pretty much the same.

Thankfully I was never caught either. Came VERY close a few times - once if his brother had not been to lazy to climb up to the attic and just yelled instead we would have been busted - but thank god he did not come up!

I am sure there were some cases where people wondered - but it was never confirmed.

Back then you did not come out as gay - it just did not happen. Hell even buddies that I fooled around with we never talked about it until the next time we were ready to do it and I suspect that if anyone had talked about it as boyfriends / relationship / lovers it might have ended right then.

True. The real reason for it was obvious. You were not bfs/guys in a LTR/ or lovers. Most dudes were just going through a period of situational homosexuality. The sex drive was there, alive and well, and the girls were not readily available. The guys, on the other hand, were all sharing the same problem, and looked amongst themselves for quick and easy solutions.The catchphrase in those days used to be, "dude, you've got to help me out".

In the beginning, mostly the top dudes were using it. Soon enough the bttm guys picked up the parlance, too.

Sure, people must have wondered. I am also sure that a few had an idea of what was really going on. But everyone agreed that this was all a private matter, and no one's business.

KD

VERY true - as teens it was almost like guys in prison - other guys were the only outlet. And never considered them boyfriends - I remember with one buddy where were had sex often and for years - the first time he ever french kissed me it freaked me out. We were not supposed to do that!



I am sure some suspected - especially some of the older brothers who may have just gone through a phase of it themselves not that many years before. But thankfully no one ever said anything, confronted us or caught us in the act! It was close a few times but never ACTUALLY caught!

Ahh yes, the quick telephone call: "Hi, need your help" or hey, can ya help a guy out?!" I was always eager to lend a hand (or tongue) ! Just buds, just fun.... yep sure... ;-)

It was amazing how casual it was - no stress - no "romance" - just the desire for sexual release. Fooling around never affected the friendship we were just buddies - but when we had a few minutes alone and no one was around... :D