On my first night I went to Sauna 520, reported as the best of the three in Curitiba. It certainly is clean, well run, with all the usual facilities (including convenient cabines with showers). There wasn’t much prowling going on, except in the dark room between the customers.There were about 20 of them (all middle aged and up), and from what I could discern – no more than 5 garotos (none of which I found really striking by Brazilian standards). I was solicited very politely by two of them: a hunk brown one – not my type, and a nice regular guy. To both I said “talvez mais tarde (maybe later)”.

The second one – Walter – courted me every ten minutes in a persistent non-aggressive manner, offering a detailed description of a massage he’d give me. I finally succumbed, after making out with him a bit in the jaccuzi, confirming he understands we’re talking about more than a massage. I didn’t go into specifics with him in advance, because I had decided to hire him no matter what, given lack of altenatives.

His asking price was 160 Reales, to which I said no. He immediately halved it(!); I still said no. So he offered 60 and I agreed.

Walter has a nice body and an even nicer cock. His massage was good. He brought condoms with the key to the cabin, but since I don’t do anal – I told him there was no need. After he finished the massage I played with his body, but he was content to just lie down offering no active cuddling other than jerking me off.

After we cleaned up, while changing in the locker room, the price dance all of a sudden repeated itself. He came up to me with a piece of paper on which he had written “massage – 60; programa – 100”. I said no, he whispered 80, again no, so he said “ok 60”. It was all done in a very discrete and polite manner, which I found quite entertaining…

Enterance costs - 35, the cabin – 20, taxi each way – 10 , total: 135 Reales. From a pure sexual perspective it wasn’t worth it. However, I felt rather good with myself, because of the comfortable atmosphere in the sauna as well as with Walter. More important – I just passed my first sauna experience en Portugese – nao probleme!

On the second night I went to Sauna Opiniao. It’s not very inviting: the locker room has no door, which means that everyone (including dressed up gentlemen on their way to the ground floor bar-only part were peeking in; the lights are very strong; the rooms upstairs were a bit cold; there’s no jaccuzi.

All these permanent problems aside, on a Monday night at 8:30, there were only 2 customers and no garoto! I wasted 25 minutes and left, paying 27 Reales for entrance. At least this would never happen in Rio, which is where I’m headed now.

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