My virginity has gone
 

My new found boyfriend, Henry Haemorrhoids, blew up and hurt me so much. Luckily, he only started to hurt me soon after I landed in Bagkok last week, and not on the flight. I went to see a doctor at a private hospital near my parent's home in Bangkok. The doctor looked at my boyfriend and was very worried. He said my boyfriend had been with me for a long time (but I had never noticed !). The doctor also told me not to lift any heavy stuff, not to do any exercise for fear that my boyfriend might explode and I might have a sudden shock.

He gave me suppositories for my Henry Haemorrhoids to stick into my butt. Oh dear, that's the first time I have had something sticking into my privacy. I felt a little uneasy to start but it's OK then after 5 - 6 times.

The doctor's prescription cost me 62 bath plus 360 baths for various medicines including 10 suppositories, some pain killers, 2 bottles of Liquid Paraffin. What a bargain for a treatment at a private hospital !. ( no appointment necessary. Just turned up and waited for 5 minutes!. )

It's the first time in Bangkok I have behaved decently - watching TV, reading books, etc. Sorry, no updates on saunas and cinemas to report.

So sorry for you, Thai Guy. I feel your pain. There's nothing quite like it.

Maybe next time
 

Dear Thai guy ,


That's WHY you didn't come to THE DOOR sauna to mate with me . :p

Anyway , take care , friend .

I've Been There, Too (twice!)
 

You don't want to do like me and sit on the toilet for 30 minutes reading the Bkk Post or the Economist. It's fun, I know, but they told me, "shit and get off of the pot." Also, don't sit down for a pee, like I do in the morning.

If you're constipated, don't push. Do what I do and flush it out a bit with the bum squirter. This will clean you out well and also give you a nice Now-I-Wanna-Get-Fucked feeling....

And for those little, greasy bullets they give you to put up your ass...if your ass is tight like mine and you're mashing them at the door, put them in the refridgerator or freezer to harden them up. The cool feeling on your ass can become quite addictive....

Thank you, Icon and Ninja, for your concerns.

No sex at all, not even chuck-wow, for one week in BKK and Bali, I had a wet dream in Bali for the first time in 25 years !.

Having that little thing put up my ass for 5 - 6 days, Henry has shrunk quite well and I felt so much better. So, I made a double enjoyment in Vienna on the way back to UK.

That's why you WANTED to meet Henry Haemorrhoids twice then? But you are right cupidman.....that little thing when it's cool makes quite a sensual feeling...

Speaking of cold things up the butt, I met a guy on gay.com the other day who wanted to fuck me with a frozen cucumber. I didn't take him up on his offer.

frozen cumcumber? how does he transport that through BKK? In his personalized icebox? My God! I think if u met Henry better stay away from vegitables like that.
They have these cute very small mini cumcumbers in Lotus supermarket. Perhaps these will do?

where in Vienna
 

Thai Guy where in Vienna did you find action.
Please give some details since I will be there early September 2005. Any steams there?

Was Bali ok?

Thanks

There's a very famous sauna in Vienna, called Kaiserbrundl, in a location that has had a bath house since Roman times. Lots of action there, including money boys if that's your thing.

Check it out:

Kaiserbrundl

As Icon points out, Kaiserbrundl is the best sauna in Vienna. It is a very architectural beautiful sauna, well kept and maintained. I was there on Friday and Sat, there were quite a lot of people then. It's busier as it gets later towards midnight. I had fun with guys from Moscow and Munich plus some locals.

As for money boys, Icon, are you confused with a sauna in Prague? Most guys at the Vienna sauna were 30+, there were a few younger guys but they did not look like money boys to me and these young lads seemed to stick together. Whereas, the sauna in Prague where I also went 3 weeks ago seemed obvious to me that some young lads were offering "services" there.

fk298212, have you arranged transfer from Vienna airport to city center yet? If not yet, you can now buy and print a City Airport Train (CAT) ticket online which will save you a few Euros. The train ride takes 15 - 17 minutes nonstop, and runs 3-4 times an hour. I bought a return ticket online, printed it out and showed it to a trian conductor when boarded the train. No problems at all. The CAT train station in Vienna has a convenient connection with underground Metro.

CAT website : http://www.cityairporttrain.at

Regarding Bali, it's a good place as it has always been. Lovely people, inexpensive food and hotels. I stayed in Ubud. I have always wanted to try a massage-by-men at Spa Hati in Ubud as listed at fridae.com but have never got round to doing it. I only had a foot massage at Kenko! As mentioned by other CFS members in other threads, CFS is concentrated in Kuta area which is not my kind of place to stay unfortunately. Sorry I cannot be more helpful.

No confusion, Thai Guy. The night I was at Kaiserbrundl last year, there were three Hungarian boys there trying to sell themselves. Each one came up to me at various points in the evening, offering a romp for between 20 and 40 Euros. I've read other places that there are often money boys there (freelancers, not employed by the sauna).

Thank you boys for the fast replies and infos.

The Airport - City train must be new and I will use the online tickets, instructions as provided.