Saphan Kwai
 

After 2 years, I decided to revisit SK and check out my old favorite Charmming. Took a motorcycle to avoid traffic. The decor was apparently updated a year ago and looks much less depressing than previous.

Couldn't believe the amount of customers (it was a Saturday) so I decided to off a boy and get out early. Choose one; the mamasan smiled and said good choice: nice boy with big cock , can do everything.

Um huh.

The short of it is that the boy did nothing. Didn't kiss - said he had a sore in his mouth (I didn't want to check that out). Didn't smoke. Said he had a sore on his dick. By this time I just wanted him out of the room fast.

Wanted more money ..

Oh well, I will give my next report on Saphan Kwai in 2008

Anyone else had such a strange experience at Charmming?
 

I haven't been to Charmming for some time but this si the first time I've heard of anyone having such a bad experience there. Is this the new standard now because things have gone downhill (or uphill because of their "renovation") for the joyful industry?

Bad experiences can be found anywhere, but I don't think the poster's was typical of Charmming or anywhere else in Saphan Kwai. Just bum luck.

Sore in the mouth is a very old excuse for lack-lustre partners even for free sex.You will always find someone somewhere with that line.Basically it means they want you to do all the work.

luck of the draw
 

I've never taken anyone from Charming but a friend of mine likes the place a lot and takes one on occasion. But the last one he had from there - and that was earlier this year - sounded like the one the original poster talked about: a real dud that didn't do anything. But, like Icon, said, that's the luck of the draw. I've had pretty good luck over the years at BeHigh. Last time I was there, though (about 2 months) ago, I was very unimpressed with the selection. But I'll be back again anyway. I get so bored and turned off by the Patpong bars (I think the ones on Soi Twilight are horrid) that going to Saphan Khwai is a nice alternative once in a while. I've had good luck at My Way (on Rama IV) but last week I came away with one of those do-nothing types. I think it was the worst one I've had (more like: didn't have) in the past 5 or 6 years (going back to when I offed a jerk from the old Blue Star). Usually the manager at My Way, Chalee, is pretty good about guaranteeing what a boy will do, but in this case it was false advertising. But I'm a glutton for punishment and I'll go back again at some point and hope for a better performance from someone.

New joint in Saphan Khway
 

I was in Saphan Khway about three weeks ago and saw a new place about to open just at the corner between Soi Katoy (which leads to Embassy Hotel going past all the gay bars) and the small sub-soi leading to Be High.
It is called The Swan and advertised itself as a restaurant and karaoke.
I had to come back to Farangland and could not see how this place was, but it should be opened now, has someone already gone there ? Are there boys to off ?