[Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman]

I'm an older American woman, and wonder where in Thailand would be best for me. You see, I've always fantasized about being double gang-banged (one in the pink, one in the stink) by two very well hung Asian men. I am willing to pay of course.

Grateful for your advice.

Kiss!

[billinbkk]

Is this for real??? If so, go to X-Boys and watch the big cock show. You'll find everything your little heart desires there.

[sextile]

Quite sometime ago, fancying 'Fresh Beach Boys.' #4.,(Roj .), (as on stage for the Big **** Show he looked to be well-endowed and later he performed manfully in their Bold Show.), I invited him back with me.
The difference between his ON-stage appearance and his later IN-bed size was noticeable.
Hence I would query about the reality - thanks to pumps and to **** rings - of what one sees ON-stage.
Possibly it's the all too usual:'Caveat Emptor.'?
'bye..

[billinbkk]

Sextile....I absolutely agree with you about the lads who do the big cock shows. Before "show time", they're in the back room using pumps and anything else they can get their hands on in order to get it up. Then, they tie VERY tight rubber bands around it, in order to trap the blood in there. It looks quite impressive onstage, but they can have a difficult time later on in the evening...once you've offed them. And, since they're "tying it up" every night of the week, I'd guess that their dicks wouldn't work very well by the time that they're 30 or so. However, since most of the guys who do the big dick shows are straight, my 2 lady friends who frequently "off" boys have never had a complaint about how well their big dicks work. Go figure.

[DickR]

Check out the profile of the original poster.

[Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman]

Well, Mr. Dick...I can assure you that I'm as real as you are.

Rancho Cordova, Rancho Cordova...why does that city ring a bell?

OF COURSE! A very old acquaintance of mine often travels there on business. His name is Beryl; you haven't run into him by any chance, have you?

This is what he looks like:

[DickR]

My point is that your profile indicates that you are an 18 year old buffed male pig. It suggests your name may be Carlos Arroyo. That really doesn't fit with your posting so, as real as you may (or may not be), the posting is highly suspect. What that has to do with Rancho Cordova I don't have a clue.

[Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman]

I see. Looks like we have a junior detective on the forum!

Well, dear, if you must know, the forum software does not give "septuagenarian Jewish white woman" as a profile choice.

As for "Carlos Arroyo", I use that name as an email address in tribute to my gorgeous Mexican gardener -- the one who opened my eyes to the glories of anal sex.

Any other questions, Encyclopedia Brown?

[Balto TG Gal]

Well, dear, if you must know, the forum software does not give "septuagenarian Jewish white woman" as a profile choice.........As for "Carlos Arroyo", I use that name as an email address in tribute to my gorgeous Mexican gardener -- the one who opened my eyes to the glories of anal sex.

I thought Carlos Arroyo was a PR basketball player? Besides you can hit 3 out of 4 in the profile..They have slots for the age, race and sex..Everything except the Jewish part so why fake an entire profile just because you can`t include that one detail?.....That being said...."double gang-banged" and "one in the pink, one in the stink" don`t sound like things your typical 70+ year old Jewish woman says...Color me skeptical

[Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman]

Who said I was typical?

There. For you nitpickers, I've updated my profile as best as possible. Funny that they have the option for "dick" as "don't have one", but then only give the option of "cut" or "uncut".

[Balto TG Gal]

Funny that they have the option for "dick" as "don't have one", but then only give the option of "cut" or "uncut".

Well if a guy didn`t have one anymore it would certainly be cut...LOL

[dgxx]

Originally posted by Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman
Well, Mr. Dick...I can assure you that I'm as real as you are.

Rancho Cordova, Rancho Cordova...why does that city ring a bell?

OF COURSE! A very old acquaintance of mine often travels there on business. His name is Beryl; you haven't run into him by any chance, have you?

This is what he looks like:

Rancho Cordova, on highway 50 east, a suburb of Sacramento California

[Mark86]

Mrs. Weiner S - You sound a lot like a poster on some USA boards (Key West Gay Rag and the old Pistol and Enema board). Could you be the despised Hildegarde?

[Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman]

No, dear. My brother Marcus once dated a girl named Hildegarde, though. What a shicksa witch she was.

[Balto TG Gal]

Originally posted by Mrs. Weiner-Sorgman
No, dear. My brother Marcus once dated a girl named Hildegarde, though. What a shicksa witch she was.

It`s spelled shiksa