Confucius He Say ... .
 

-- Some Confucian and other thoughts for the Ch. New Year -

1.- Virginity like bubble - one prick and all gone;
2.- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day;
3.- Foolish man give wife grand piano. - wise man give wife upright organ;
4.- U'pants. not best thing on Earth - but next to best thing on Earth;
5.- Woman who put man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse;
6.- Woman who fight man all day get no piece at night;
7.- It takes many nails to build a crib - but just one screw to fill it;
8.- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs;
9.- Parents well heeled -son well endowed.
10.- ... .

-- I'm sure that you, Gentle Reader, can contibute many more, can't you?
-- bibi.. --