last-minute offer if you're in a motel in m'boro/smyrna/lavergne/antioch friday overn
 

If you've got an outside entrance to your motel room or a way for me to get in discretely, I'll come by in the night and wake you up with my hands and mouth.

You: in bed asleep. Me: enter quietly and work you over. Recip OK but not necessary.

I'll check for replies through the night.