Hairy Potter's Pecker
 

Okay, who's seen the play? Is the kid cut or uncut? 5% of the US male population is dying to know. His mom's Jewish, which has been kept a deep, dark secret until he came out in an Australian newspaper interview, which pushes the odds in favor of the cut corner. But since he is showing the goods off every night (twice on Saturday?) some of us (mostly cut) pervs on the other side of the pond would like to know.