The State of Massachusetts has decided that the Highway Patrol will no longer follow guys into the woods around rest stops. They're not legalizing blow jobs, but they do have different priorities. Rest stop cocksuckers weren't much of a social menace in the first place. Blow jobs are harmless good fun! It would be a better world if more people enjoyed them.

Do not expect such a progressive development to occur in a Republican-controlled state. If you put another man's cock in your mouth in Utah or Texas, the local authorities will punish you.

In some parts of the country it's even worse. Radical members of the religious right seek to put "unrepentant" homosexuals to death. Their chances of achieving that are greater with the Republicans than with the Democrats.

By the way, there's nothing quite like a woodsy blow job, especially in the summer. Getting or giving one has now become a lot less risky in Massachusetts. You can thank the Democrats for that social advance.