After drinking Black Label and cruising the likes of Nana Plaza and the rest of Sukhumvit for several hours Saturday night, I decided to try out Farose Sauna. The place wasn’t too hard to find (Pradiphat Soi 19). I paid the entry fee (200 I think, I didn’t really pay attention) got changed into my towel.
The place was crawling with excellent looking guys. And right away, it was obvious that it was a ‘No Towel Night’ affair. Unfortunately, it was also a ‘No Cupidman Night’ affair, for the most part; read on:
There was a quasi-go-go next to the locker room, but it seemed to be mostly posers who titillated no-one. The lay out of the place reminded me a bit of Obelisk with it’s small floors, but this place tops out at around 5 floors.
I checked out the dark areas, the steam room (yikes, was that sucker hot!), the movie room, the cubicle areas and the roof top. I made this circuit several times before settling down in a familiar pose in one of the dark rooms: on my knees.
Right away, I got a dick in my mouth. I worked his cock and balls like a madman and only had to wait 5 minutes before he dropped a hefty load. There were several other lurkers and I thought that I was in for a line of at least 3 guys after this first one. But then they all cleared out after I sucked the last bits of cum from his love snake.
I waited for another 10 minutes, with my mouth at cock-parking level. But not one other guy came in to get sucked. There were hordes of guys who walked in and then walked out. But no one wanted to play. Growing tired of this, I moved up to the open deck area. There was a guy getting sucked off at one of the tables. I sat across from them, if only to perv.
Before too long, I had another guy sitting next to me with a tasty hard on. I sucked him only for a couple minutes before he jumped up and presumably came in the adjoining showers. (What do these guys think when they’re getting sucked, that no one wants to eat their cum?)
After that, I cruised around for at least another 45 minutes and I COULD NOT get another cock. I was practically begging for it. And, though there were scores of guys standing around holding their cocks, there was very little action.
Normally, I don’t have any problem getting action from cute Thais. And, like I said, this place was FULL of cute guys. Watching silhouettes dart in and out of rooms and hallways, I could only marvel at how good looking these guys were. Still, I don’t even think many of them were pairing up with each other. And the ones who were pairing up weren’t pairing up with me.
So I got dressed and made my way out of there in about 2 minutes flat. When I came out of the alleyway onto Pradiphat Road, I noticed that Soi 19 is right across from the old Pradiphat Theater, RIP. Those were good days. Not too much sticky rice there. Just guys who wanted a warm, receptive mouth or ass to cum in.
I thought I’d cruise a ladyboy or some young bar boy on the way back towards Phahoyothin Road. What I didn’t realize was that it was already 3:45am and all of the bars were closed and most everybody had gone home! There were a few cute girls slurping noodles, but they didn’t really seem worth the effort. (One good thing about being bi is that it sure does increase the amount of willing cum receptacles!)
So I cabbed it back to the Patpong area. I thought about placing a well intentioned hand one my cab driver’s cock. But he was kind of heavily tattooed and I thought twice about that. “Only a few more minutes to Patpong, only a few more minutes to Patpong.” I had the guy drop me off just short of Soi Thaniya. I walked past a few touts, but kept moving. I passed the Suriwong Hotel and thought about cruising in there, and probably should have, but I ended up loitering near the food stall right next to Pink Panther.
There were a few cute ladyboys and a few scary ladyboys. One looked like a chick, and still not sure it wasn’t. I was going to make a move on her when her and 3 others got up and jumped into a cab. I looked at the time and it was now 4:15 and here I was, tired and looking to blow no less than 700 or 800 baht for a room and a cock. So I decided to head on home to my never questioning wife. If I was really that horny, I could get it at home for free, after all.
Back to Farose Sauna. The place is a bit ‘dingy’ (as someone described the place on a recent post) on the first floor. But the rest of the place seemed to be in good keep. The guys who go there, after midnight on Saturdays, at least, are first rate, probably better than any group of guys I’ve ever seen in one place at one time. But unless you’re Asian/Thai and are into other Thais, I wouldn’t recommend spending the money. It’s not a Thai Rak Farang (Thai Love Westerner) type of place.
One could argue that the Black Label on my breath scared off the guys. But I’ve never known that to scare off someone who truly wanted to get off. Besides, very few guys got close enough to smell my breath. Next time I’ll go to Hero and give it a long overdue return visit.
If I may, I’d like to mention one more place that I went to last night. This is a blowjob bar that will run you 600 baht for a knobber from a chick, but it’s worth every satang.
You’ll find a cluster of bars on the corner of Asoke and Sukhumvit Road. On the front of the road, it’s beer bars with a good variety of chicks working in them. But keep walking through until you come out into an open area just on the backside of Soi Cowboy. On the left is a bar with pink lighting and some girls outside. That’s the place. It’s called Lolita’s.
Unlike a lot of blowjob bars, this one has some really cute girls working there. Everyone I’ve talked to who’s been there has had a great blowjob. My girl was no exception. Although I had major whiskey dick, she had me hard and gave an expert blowjob. She had good technique was a trooper. There was no way in hell that I was going to cum in my inebriated condition, but she had me close, I’ve got to admit. :P
She would have gone longer than the 20 minutes that she did, but it was just about closing time.
The charge is 600 baht, they have clean booths in the back and the hours are 10am-2am. And the girls swallow, too (from what I’m told). I’ll be back there again soon, probably for a lunch break. I’d like to get another guy in there to play around. Maybe one of these days that will happen with one of my fellow bisexual CFS brothers.
