Icon's unsolicited and completely subjective massage joint rankings (best to worst):

1) Hero (5*)
2) Albury (4*)
3) V Club (3.5*)
4) Aqua (3.5*)
5) Nice Guys (3*)
6) Smart Bank (2.5*)
7) His (2*)
8) K-Why (2*)
9) GG (2*)
10) Spek (2*)
11) Bodyguard (1*)
12) Cat (1*)

Did I miss any?