Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!
Egads, I am literally cringing as I read this thread. I think I'd puke if I met up with a split cock.
My absolute gut response: this is beyond mutilation. And I am not apologizing to anyone for this opinion.
This is one of those "watching a train wreck" scenarios if ever there was one.
I've played with PA's on occasion. All the guys I've met with PA's were bottoms, which I found interesting in itself. So when I come across one, I figure odds are good I'm gonna get to top the guy.