Army guys, cock sucking, another homophobe convinced once-and-for-all (a) the only thing scarrier than a faggot is someone who can't admit he is one; (b) nobody (even your girlfriend) knows a mans body better than another man; and (c) the old navy adage "any port in a storm" has plenty of context here on dry land.
check. check. check.
It worked for me.
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