I always have to chuckle to myself whenever Danny uses words like "boner" given his medical background.
Last year, my nephew at age 6, while sitting around the table eating his breakfast, asked me if I got "boners" by looking at pretty girls. Sitting at the table was my brother and sister-in-law. What possessed my 6yo nephew to ask me such a question out of the clear blue sky caught everyone off guard. Before I could respond to him, my sister-in-law corrected him and said it was called an erection. My brother and I cracked up laughing. We couldn't help ourselves. The timing of my nephew's question was awkward given the occasion and the setting. I looked at my brother and he looked at me ... both of us knew we had used the the same slang term when we were that young too. But, this occasion was somehow different and I wondered how my nephew knew about "boners". My brother had this "don't look at me" look about himself. My sister-in-law just stared at my brother with that "what have you been saying to our son" look on her face. I just smiled and left the subject well alone.
I guess I just don't expect medical doctors to call erections "boners" when giving advice to adults. Whenever I get my annual flight physical, my doctor never fails to ask me if I have had any problems with achieving and maintaining erections since my last flight physical. I will usually respond I don't have any problems with my "joystick'. She just smiles and knows which "joystick" I'm talking about.