My new found boyfriend, Henry Haemorrhoids, blew up and hurt me so much. Luckily, he only started to hurt me soon after I landed in Bagkok last week, and not on the flight. I went to see a doctor at a private hospital near my parent's home in Bangkok. The doctor looked at my boyfriend and was very worried. He said my boyfriend had been with me for a long time (but I had never noticed !). The doctor also told me not to lift any heavy stuff, not to do any exercise for fear that my boyfriend might explode and I might have a sudden shock.
He gave me suppositories for my Henry Haemorrhoids to stick into my butt. Oh dear, that's the first time I have had something sticking into my privacy. I felt a little uneasy to start but it's OK then after 5 - 6 times.
The doctor's prescription cost me 62 bath plus 360 baths for various medicines including 10 suppositories, some pain killers, 2 bottles of Liquid Paraffin. What a bargain for a treatment at a private hospital !. ( no appointment necessary. Just turned up and waited for 5 minutes!. )
It's the first time in Bangkok I have behaved decently - watching TV, reading books, etc. Sorry, no updates on saunas and cinemas to report.
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