Lest anyone get any dumb ideas ... I'm sure that you know how dangerous an amorous interlude with a pool filter can be.
I live in Florida and every couple of years a drunk tourist will get the bright idea of a pool-filter blowjob in the hotel pool. Typical scenario: a trip to the emergency room. Worst case scenario: enough damage to the penis to cause lifelong erectile dysfunction.
Oh, and it always makes the news.
P.S. Don't try sticking your asshole up to the suction either, that can kill you (your intestines get pulled out ... it's lovely).
P.P.S Back on topic, though ... when I was an underage kid going to Adult Theaters, all it would take would be for someone to touch me for a moment though my pants and I'd instantly cream. Much to my embarassment.
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