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ButchMascGuy · #6 23rd November 2005, 12:51 PM

I usually have to chuckle to myself whenever somebody thinks going to a straight bar is a cool way to pick up straight men. I suppose you might get lucky and hit on a straight guy who is gay friendly. It could happen that way ... if you are lucky. But, if a straight guy is "that" gay friendly, he just might be a closeted gay male passing as straight or he might even be a closeted bisexual male passing as straight. But, you just never know until you try your luck in a straight bar or club. Okay, here are some tips on picking up straight guys in straight bars/clubs.

If you go to a straight bar or club, look for the handsome guy(s) dancing with fat, overweight women. There's a 50/50 chance he might be gay, bi or gay friendly. Fat and overweight women have a well-earned notoriety for dancing with gay men. If she happens to be Coyote Ugly, that is also a good tipoff he might be gay, bi or gay friendly. Another tipoff is the guy himself. If he looks like a US Marine, has drop dead good looks and a body to match, he just might be gay, bi or gay friendly. If he is dancing with a fat, overweight or coyote ugly women, it's almost a sure bet he might be gay, bi or gay friendly.

Next. If you use the urinals in the men's restroom at a straight bar, check out the guy next to you to see if he shaves his pubes. Be discreet about this. Don't tip your hand and smile at him while he is taking a leak because it might make him feel uncomfortable while he is attempting to pee into the urinal. And, remember, if he shakes his dick more than three times after finishing peeing at the urinal, he just might be fastidious in his personal hygience practices. Lastly, it is usually considered bad manners to ask him if you can help him hold his "pee-pee" while he is in a midstream pee at the urinal. Now, if he offers to hold your "pee-pee", that is probably a good tip he might be gay, bi or gay friendly.

Happy hunting at the straight bars and clubs.