Not sure if I believe the post or not, but it cured me of ever rimming anyone again.

Also, regarding cops giving a little latitude, I am extremely grateful for that. About three weeks ago a cop caught me sucking a cock in an area forest preserve. After taking my license, and giving me a very scary lecture on how I could be labelled a sex offender and my picture put on the internet for all friends and neighbors to see, not to mention my wife and kids finding out about it, he wrote me ticket for not wearing my seat belt. I'm still waiting to get my license back. Needless to say, I've been cured of any sexual activity in places like that too. When the urge strikes, I'll head to a bookstore or bath.