One thing people do not seem to get is, whatever you ingest has a direct effect on the taste of your piss. Used beer tastes like beer. A Latte' or Breve' will make your pee taste like butter. Fruit juice and a lot of water tastes great. A good rule of thumb is Piss clear. If you are dehydrated your piss will be strong and nasty tasting. A dehydrated sushi eating chain smoker is perhaps the WORST. Like licking a fishy ashtray. Morning piss should be avoided as it's been camping in your body all night long. SO DRINK LOTS if you want to piss in anyones mouth again.
