I was in one of my favorite cruise areas walking a trail in the woods when a kid no older than fourteen old rode up to me on his bike, whipped out a little 5 inch hardon and said "Hey faggot...wanna suck me?" As much as I would have loved to, I instead whipped out my cell phone and said "I''ll give you a 30 second head start then I'm calling the police." He zipped up and flew back up the trail in the direction he had come. When I got back to the parking lot there were two unmarked state police cruisers parked there but no sign of the cops themselves. I think the little angel that occaisionally whispers in my ear saved me from another one. I haven't been back there since. Kids are a sure ticket to prison and the registry. Not for me thanks.
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