Vice President Cheney will be flying into Kennesaw tonight to celebrate Gay Pride. After making a speach to a mostly transgendered crowd at the airport, he will be whisked away for a private NO HOLES BARRED gay orgy at an undisclosed nearby motel.

Reservations are encouraged. E-mail bbviceman(a)yeehaw . com

He will spend the night in Kennesaw in a sling and then get up at 6 for a quick breakfast and speach at I-hop to a group of lesbian school teachers.

Then it's back to D.C..........as if nothing happened.

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