Well, since it didn't appear that anyone had ever experienced GM Massage, I decided to be the guinea pig late this afternoon. The place is VERY difficult to find and the map on their website isn't accurate at all. I finally ended up ringing them and had the mamasan talk to my taxi driver.
On the phone at 5.30, I asked the mamasan how many boys were there right them. He assured me that there were "25 boys now". So, you can imagine my surprise when I got there 30 minutes later and there were a grand total of TEN guys working.
The place is in a townhouse in a townhouse community. You'd never know it was there unless you were looking for it. There is a sign out front that says "GM" on it and that's it. There are no signs regrading massage, etc.
When you go in, you sit in what would normally be the living room. The guys are sitting one next to the other on a couch in the dining room. When I entered, not one of the guys even bothered to look up from the TV that they were all watching. There was absolutely NO eye contact or nods/smiles/winks from any of them.
I asked the mamasan for the guy with the biggest dick in the place. He was quite surprised by my request and asked me to repeat it....which I did. He told me "wait a minute" and went into the dining room to ask the guys if any of them was well hung. None of them was interested in an old fat farang, so none of them volunteered. Finally the all pointed at one guy and he relented and agreed to massage me.
The lad's name is "X", although he's got such a mouth full of braces that he can't say it. He has VERY VERY limited English. We went to the room and both of us got naked. I showered first and he followed. While he was in there, he put on a cock ring so that this dick would have some hope of getting hard.
X started by massaging (poorly) my back. He then moved to my ass. He ended up massaging with one hand so he could jerk his dick to get it hard enough to work. Within 10 minutes of beginning the massage, he asked if I wanted to get fucked. I told him "YES". He didn't even bring a condom or lube to the room with him. But, alas, I had some, so we used mine.
He was able to get his dick hard enough to get it in and fucked me for about 5 minutes. He then took it out and laid down on the massage bed to finish by jerking off.
My entire 90 minute massage, including pre and post showers lasted 25 minutes. After my post-shower, I sat down on the massage bed, wondering if he'd finish massaging me. That question was answered when he came out of the shower, put his clothes on and handed me my shirt.
They have 3 kinds of massage at this place, all of them are supposed to be 90 minutes and all of them cost 500 baht. They have printed right on the menu that the minimum tip for the boy is THB 1,000. I gave X 1,300...why I don't know.
I did notice 2 other customers while I was there. They were both hi-so Thai businessmen. There were also quite a few new full-size Mercedes Benz's parked outside.
If I didn't know better, I'd say that this place is a hi-so Thai businessman's place. I noticed that several of the guys in there had braces on their teeth. When I see that in a whorehouse, I always think "Kept boy".
I'll never return to this place and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
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