-- 'X SIZE.', (Soi Twilight -off Suriwong rd.), has not been visited by me for donkey's years, (Query - 'How many donkey's years in a Coon's Age?' - Printer's Devil.), thus I resolved - strictly in the line of duty, you u"stand. - to visit it last night, (sat.),.
- I came into the soi via the back way, (I mean from the Rama IV. rd. end - ha!), and spoke with one of its barkers, who told me that show time would start at 10 o'clock, (22hrs.). Time enough for a small supper in 'Dick's Cafe.' - not too full - beforehand.
- Having sat-down I saw, across the soi, a large poster advertising X-SIZE's 'Mr. ... contest.' and 14 or so trophies on a nearby table.
- I arr'd. at about 21.50hrs., and paid the 300.Bh. adm'n. charge.
- Fairly full - I noticed MORE than the usual amt. of wimmen - that I was shewn to a seat at stage front.
- just a dozen R&F. boyz on parade: a couple of twinks and the rest pretty much the usual run-of-the-mill types.
- No ash-trays put-out that I could see - but a few people smoking ciggies. - phew;
- Hse. lts. dimmed at 22.30.hrs..
- For the first 15 or so mins. we had to endure the badinage, wch. the Ths. seemed to find amusing at times, of two OS./XXL. wimmen: OMG. but they are huge - not the sort that one would want to **** into on a dk. night.
- The flg. acts were presented by the various other bars in the soi and by 'Babylon Sauna.' -
1st.- 4 dancing boyz wearing imitation leather collars and four-lobed leather aprons danced and revealed their assets - lg. by Th. stds. - for all to see;
2nd.- 4 clothed dancing boyz & chantoosie;
3rd.- Katoey danceuse;
4.- Chantoosie;
5.- Chantoosie;
6.- 3 boi dancers & katoey;
7.- 4 boyz who sat-down au naturel and then put-on their see-through and body-hugging tights -through wch. one could see their endowments all too clearly - before dancing;
8.- First part of contest, 14 contestants wearing their street-clothes. Judging was by a gp. of people who sat-back by stage right and held-up the value of their vote, (a disc on a stick.): most boyz scored between 7-9 from the judges; commered by the two fat ladies;
9.- Ethnic dance by the little olde lady whom one used to see in 'Tawan Bar.' ; this time she was wearing some vaguely Indian-type costume. While she danced the two fat lades maintained a constant stream of distracting and background chatter wch. they did not do for the other acts; but several spectators shewed their appreciation in the usual way;
10.- Male stripper - quite well endowed;
11.- 4 boyz in simul'd. s*x act and smoking - well enough endowed for Ths.;
12.- Chantoosie;
13.- 5 boyz, au naturel - leader well endowed - in Candle Show;
14.- Second half of contest: contestants wore briefs - same procedure as above, (#8.); this time having presented themselves they remained on stage, wch. rather blocked some voyeurs' views of other contestants;
15th. and last.- Prize-giving commered by the two fat ladies; as far as I could follow every contestant rec'd. a sash and a trophy; boi #4. was the eventual winner: sash, trophy and financial award!
- Hse. lts. ON again at around 01.25hrs..
-- It must have been some Ladies' night out. as I've never seen somany in a Soi T'light. a go-go bar before - many of them were heftily built, too.
- I should have remembered my lesson from a similar and previous event in 'Tawan Bar.' - never ever give a Th. person a microphone: an open invitation for him/her to blather ad nauseam and a sentence to the farang listeners. Had I not paid 300.bh. I would have quit quite early on - but stoicly I decided to remain right to the bitter end.
- I'd recomend future visitors to sit stage RIGHT: with the bar and CR. at stage LEFT those sitting stage LEFT or FRONT will have their lines-of-sight interrupted constantly by others passing to and fro.
- Back in my acc'n. and undressing I noted that my tee-shirt smelt of nicotine - not too badly but enough to cause my sensitive nose to twitch.
-- Bibi.. --
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