6th June 2008, 02:28 AM
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Cruiser
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 76
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sextile
-- It's my experience that more often than not it's the uglier ones who are the better, whether as masseurs, in bed or with other skills etc. etc.. Possibly Mother Nature's way of compensating. -- Bibi.. --
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Well, as the song would have it:
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
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or more appropriately:
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty boy your off
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly boy to service you
A pretty boy makes his farang look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he favors him, then he starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly boy your off
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly boy is a terrific find
An he'll always give you peace of mind
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and off him anyway
Though his face is ugly and his eyes don't match
Take it from me, he's a better catch
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