the funniest, only in retrospect, was the time that i was almost caught by my girlfriend. we had been going out for about three months or so, and i was always randy - whether i got some or not. i was single and had lots of time on my hand, and had money, so it was no problem to get my rocks off by either going cruising, visiting an ABS gloryhole and getting blown, or picking up a hooker. but, also there was this phone sex hotline where i'd hook up with the hottest guys, and the best part was that we'd trade numbers and call each other later when needed.
i stayed home from work and got myself horny in some fashion and i was so ready to jack my load in my apartment. my girlfriend told me that she was going home after work, so i was on my own. after visiting a peep show and really getting horned up there, i knew i had a full load that i had to spew sometime soon. it was an odd time and no one was there at the ABS, so i went home and thought i'd call my sexy jo phone buddy.
it was around dinner time, and since i didn't know if he was home yet, or available, i just dialed his number for the heck of it. well, he was home, and available, and randy as hell ... and before i knew it we were totally into our jacking conversation. as i said, since i didn't know his availability, i started our conversation with my clothes on, but as things started heated up, i took off my clothes (as i heard my jo buddy do likewise) and i was soon lying naked on my bed, stroking off to the heated breath of my jack-off pal.
i love to edge and edge and so did he, so we spent nearly an hour stroking off, thumping our cocks on the phone, and letting the other guy here a cock sloshing around in a very obvious moist hand. my buddy's voice got steamier, as i guess mine did as well, as we enjoyed listening to each other's moans and groans over the phone. between stroking our wet cocks, we would alternate and taste our pre-cum and let the other guy here it and we would jack off some more. the more we stroked it seemed the sexier we both got. he told me that he was fingering his asshole and jacking his meat and he sounded in heat. by this time, i was lying on a big thick bath towel and as i continued stroking and found my dildo, which i lubed and squeezed some lube on my ass.
"ahhh" "oooo ummmmmm" we seemed to moan in unison and i was in heat myself as i twisted my hard nipples and teased my ass with the dildo as my heavy cock lay on my body and oozed on my lower abs. i felt so ready to cum ... i knew shortly my cock would be aimed at the ceiling and it would suddenly shudder as it spewed thick ropes in the air ... i was so close to cumming and knew my jo buddy was close, too ... when...
the buzzer downstairs buzzed. ohno, i thought, as i turned on my television and i could see on the apartment camera in the lobby - there was my girlfriend -- and me seconds away from exploding. i was trapped because i knew she knew that i was home and that she was waiting to be buzzed in or she was waiting to enter as someone else did. in either event, she would be at my apartment door in seconds, knocking hard on it to come in.
i quickly told my jo buddy what was happening, jumped out of bed, slid my dildo off the side of my bed, threw the towel on a chair, and put on a t-shirt and shorts. my girlfriend had dropped by with food to surprise me. the funny thing was i couldn't stop sweating ... beads of sweat were dripping off my forehead. my girlfriend noticed this, but believed me when i told her that i had been doing some exercises. thank god, she didn't ask to use the phone as it was sticky with lube and pre-cum. after she left, i called my jo buddy and we laughed, and resumed our activities again. i'd be lying if i said that the orgasm was as good as the one we missed earlier, but it was still good and the memories still bring a smile to me.
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