These postings are NOT for items I am selling. This and subsequent additions are news of new adult products coming on the market. Much of the information comes from the AVN NOVELTY Mag. Check with your local bookstore or online supplier for availability.

If you find a new product, or come up with a new application for an old favorite, please add your posting to this thread.

GAYDAR GUN (AVN Novelty, May/June, 2009, pg 56)
This humorous device looks simular to a hand held speed radar gun. However, this device gives an unscientific evaluation of the sexual preference of any stranger. Simply point it at your target, press the button, and it gives a rating of 1 to 100 on a rainbow scale. It proclaims its findings with over 650 random written messages while broadcasting the same message to all in ear shot. Among these are:

Richard Simons could beat you up.

You're a bigger fruit than the prize pumpkin at the County Fair.

You're so straight you don't even touch yourself.

The company's commercials are hilarious, and featured on YouTube. My favorite was "Granny Get Your Gun".

I can imagine a Gaydar Gun owner walking up to a potential pickup at the local watering hole, and asking him if you could use him to calibrate your Gaydar to hunt for a suitable companion for the night.

There are settings for "Male" or "Female" to fine tune the random readings.

NOTE: Use with caution for a laugh riot, but be aware that some people have no sense of humor.

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