Care to guesstimate a percentage of male gogo bar customers you've seen over the years, fully dressed or not, who you would rate as "like really hot?"

My experience lies more in Pattaya than Bangkok, and I've seen some who look fairly good for their age (at least in the same sense that some Egyptian mummies look good, all things considered), but I can't recall any clearly who, if they started disrobing, would not prompt me to urgently call, "Checkbin, checkbin!!"

Regarding Jomtien, there appears to be a strong positive correlation between (high Body Mass Index + accumulated cellulite + abundance of wrinkles) and the belief that all of the above should be swathed in the least amount of cloth. Women whose bare leather-like teats bounce off their knees as they stride the beach vie with males wearing little more than a tiny pouch as their sagging, wrinkled varicose veined butts giggle to & fro in a competition to see who can kill off food sales and plant the seeds of nightmares for nights to come.

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