Oh, boy. It is never a good thing when a thread goes meta and by that metric this one is
failing. Let's see if we can repurpose it. See in the top post where I wrote
...unload your bad blowjob stories and maybe inspire some of the laggard cocksuckers...
Screw that, just tell a funny BJ story. Here's one:
The first time I had sex (it was with a girl), we were wrestling around naked and she moved her head down near my cock, pursed her lips and ... blew on it! Haha, she thought that was how you gave a blow job!