Well I sallied forth this evening.

Started at Bubbles (a.k.a./ former Crystal).
5 boys on stage, maybe another five sitting about and a few others coming & going. There were several cute, cuddly, twinky, bubbly types. Cute & cuddly doesn't do anything for me, but it could be worth a visit if you're into that. There were certainly a few good looking ones who looked like they’d be fun. I'd suggest going early since there aren't many boys and I suspect the especially cuddly ones get offed early.

There were a couple of more masculine types, almost certainly straight. One had a very handsome face and was somewhat tempting, but he was just stepping over the line from appealingly beefy to discouragingly corpulent. The other guy was OK, but certainly didn't elevate my pulse, so I paid B99 for my untouched drink and set off.

The waiting staff were very pleasant and no one was at all pushy. I was the only customer at first and one other arrived as I was leaving.

Then I decided to give Vassa a try, but there were three very fluffy fragile effeminate things bouncing about in front of the bar and that didn't bode well so I kept going.

I thought about WWB or heading back to A Bomb or Funny Boys, but saw Cupidol and decided to go in.

If forced to describe the boys at Cupidol in general with one word, "inanimate" comes to mind. I'm fairly certain everyone was breathing, but I have to admit that would be pure speculation.

I was in Cupidol a couple of times maybe 6 months to a year ago. Can't recall when they first opened. I seem to remember the boys being livelier then.

One other customer. The waiter got me my drink and after a bit asked if I wanted a boy. I indicated “just a minute” with my hand and was thereafter left to my own devices ... totally.

There was one small, lean rather sexy looking guy sitting on the edge of the stage, but I wanted to see him up and moving around a little. No one moved. Songs started and finished. New songs started. No rotation.

I made some eye contact with the boy and when the zombies on stage finally shifted, he jumped the queue and went up, apparently realizing what I was waiting for. Definitely small, but a handsome face, lean smooth body.

I wanted to speak to a waiter or mamasan before calling him over. Of course, none were to be seen anywhere. I had a few questions, the most important being whether the boy was "natural" or silicone-enhanced. Once before at Cupidol I offed a really nice, personable, cute guy only to be confronted by a misshapen, bloated penis that was a total turn-off.

No mamasan, no waiter. Now the boy clearly understood I was interested and it seemed stupid to keep smirking at each other, so I called him over. Of course then the waiter miraculously appeared for the drink order. I chatted with the boy and forgot my question. I offed him. A nam soda for me, a beer for him and the off fee came to B 580.

He was small overall, but had a really nice body, nice face ... and some fucking irresponsible doctor (I assume it would be a doctor) had turned what would have been a small but proportionate penis into a bloated deformed monstrosity.

I felt bad for him (and more than a little annoyed with myself for letting this happen again), but that thing made it all into a non-starter. I explained why I had to send him off, but he didn’t speak much English and my Thai isn’t up to discussing grossly distorted genitalia. I gave him a nice tip because I didn’t like hurting his feelings ... it's got to be a bit shattering for the ego even if I'm sure he'll survive the “disappointment” in missing the opportunity of having sex with me.

So Cupidol has become one of the few bars I'll never go into again and the Boyztown/Pattayaland bars sink further in my estimation. Totally unproductive, frustrating evening.

I’ll probably give it another go tomorrow, but Sunnee is looking like a better choice… or I may stay away from the bars and remain content with my several regulars, although variety is definitely the spice of life.

I’ve nearly always had good experiences offing guys in Bangkok or Sunnee, but I can’t remember any memorable experiences that began in Boyztown/Pattayaland.

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