Reminds me of that Austin Powers movie where he is un-frozen and given his belongings and denies that the Swedish penis-enlarger is his. The English clerk goes through a series of admissions showing it indeed belongs to Austin (including a book in Austin's belongings, written by Austin, about his penis enlarger). Here is link to clip from movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8