I'd rather get the job checking out the ABSs and telling the cops there was nothing going on so we could keep the good places open. Seems like getting paid to go in and have a good time would be the best job ever. There has got to be a cop that is doing that. That secret side that enjoys the movies and the action going on all around him. Maybe he starts to rub himself while he watches... Damn! I think I just found my new fantasy!
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