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There is an amusing site where people can send in funny texts that they've received. Quite a lot of them are sex related. Here is one that would be pretty funny and sexy if you're bi and the texter is a girl (highly likely IMO ;-)

Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"

Here's the site, if you've got some time to waste:

Texts From Last Night

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and here's another...

I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen