Trump Dildo Challenge

infopop · #1 10th March 2016, 02:53 PM

An industry email newsletter this week alerted me to sex toy maker Pipedream's challenge to Donald Trump, Republican Presidential candidate, to have his penis molded for a dildo.

From 03/04/2016 Pipedream Invites Trump to Get His Stump Molded, the company issued the invitation after Trump's March 3 statements, as reported by CNN Donald Trump defends size of his penis.

From Pipedream's announcement:

Quote:

"I never thought we'd see this kind of nonsense on a debate stage. They're really turning politics into a joke. And now that they have -- Pipedream is proud to do its part," said Nick Orlandino, Chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products, the premiere novelty, gag and pleasure products company in the world. "We're happy to have Donald 'Chump' come to an actual American manufacturing plant, have his penis molded and finally put his money where his mouth is -- anytime he can fit us into his busy tweeting schedule," Orlandino said with a smile.

Last year Pipedream produced and shipped millions of rubber dildos of varying sizes, colors, and shapes. The company has molded tons of celebrities and adult performers through its 40+ years in the industry. With its recent expansions, the US mega-manufacturer is able to do all genital molding at any one of 4 state-of-the-art Pipedream facilities.

"We're looking forward to Mr. Trump's potential visit, but of course we have some concerns," said MoldMaster Mike, the manufacturer's senior molding technician. "Assuming we are able to locate Mr. Trump's penis, the real challenge will be for him to maintain an erection for more than a half-second. We'll just have to see how it goes."

Provided Trump accepts the challenge, Pipedream will donate all the massive amounts of leftover rubber scrap to Melania Trump's future cosmetic surgery stockpile.

Speaking just for myself, I agree that it's important for candidates to visit factories and job sites and listen to regular working-class people talk about their concerns. Listening, I'd say, is one factor notably absent in virtually all the campaigns this year.

~ Bob

infopop · #2 14th March 2016, 01:03 PM

I was preparing new things for the CFS Home Page this weekend and I discovered - very much to my surprise - that people just can't stop talking about Donald Trump's dick. That damn thing just keeps popping up in the unlikeliest places.

I suppose it just another example of the old adage, "Sex sells!" And I'm of course taking advantage of it, too.

So, my quick summary is here. If you're curious and you just look around the Internet, you'll find so much more. Dammit.

Quote:

This weekend Perez Hilton reports that The Weiners Circle, a Chicago hot dog stand, has a special this weekend marking Trump's visit to the city. This would have been for the rally canceled Friday? "For this weekend only, you can order a Trump Footlong (one hot dog), a Trump Package (two hot dogs), or the Trump Super PAC (four hot dogs with fries and a drink). And of course, all 'huge' Trump Footlongs are only three inches long. LOLz! I don't read this type of stuff, really I don't. The things I do for you...

As Trump moved on to Cleveland, protesters on social media said, "Trump show us your penis", from the Cleveland Plain Dealer's Cleveland.com site. Looks like Trump's dick just won't go away.

To sum it up, we have "The Long History of Presidential Penis Innuendo" from Politico. Not as, um, detailed as I hoped, but it does bring back the nugget about James Buchanan, the only President who was unmarried all his life, being said by his opponents he was gay. Andrew Jackson called him "Miss Nancy." That sounds like something Andrew Jackson would do. I like McSweeney's article about Buchanan, although as with many men then and now, perhaps it's just complicated.

~ Bob

weekend_boy · #3 13th July 2018, 05:18 AM

lol omg.
The Trump dildo would be so huuuuge that anyone using it would need Trump lube.

A Melania dressup and makeup kit for CD's/Transexuals would be pretty cool tho.

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