Strangest place you have Jacked Off... - Page 2

jowithyou · #1 22nd February 2009, 11:10 PM

love all the ideas here. I have done a lot of them too! airplaine/bus/train/subway/urinal/stall/ski-lift (with best friend when 15)/ changing room/theatre/car/backyard/sidewalk/balcony/ferry/cruiseship/sauna/steamroom/hottub/work/

NewGuyInMd · #2 25th February 2009, 06:57 PM

Sitting naked on the hood of my carin the back parking lot of a closed shopping mall, being jacked off, and jacking off the bi guy my ex-wife worked with, while she watched. We finished up by licking up each others cum and sharing it with the ex.

Jael · #3 27th February 2009, 12:46 PM

Like many replies to this question, the shear number of different JO places I have used makes it difficult to pin down the the strangest one.

I have dumped more loads in ABS video booths then I will ever be able to remember, not to mention theatres, bathroom stalls at work or in a shopping mall. I JO at least once in every city I go to as well as during my morning shower of every out-of-town overnight visit.

When I was in junior high, I left my siblings watching TV to JO in the bathroom so I could use the microscope that I got for Christmas to examine my cum.
While in high school, while on a family vacation in the vast forests of northern Minnesota, I took a long walk in the woods by myself. After an hour of exploring, I ended up by the shore of a quiet, secluded bay. The warm sunshine and fresh air had me invigorated and, as usual, horny. Through the shield of brush that partially obscurred my view of the bay, I could see a small boat with two people fishing - it looked like a husband and wife combo, probably in their young thirties. I was standing in a clearing - exposed bedrock big enough to park a car on - surrounded by dense forest, and about twenty feet from the shore. The two people fishing and I were probably the only ones within a mile. I stripped and laid down on the sun-warmed flat stone to sunbathe and it wasn't long before I jacked off and had a puddle of cum on my stomach. Occaisionally I threw a glance their way and I wondered if they could see through the brush better that I had thought - part of me wanted to show-off and part of me was mortified that I'd be caught. Eventually, they pulled up anchor and motored past me. I watched them from my prone position and thought I noticed them stealing glances my way, but it was probably wishful thinking - I fantisized that they came ashore for an afternoon of hot 3-way sex!

I read in CFS that a small park near the airport was a place to hookup with guys, but I had little luck the times I parked there. (I later learned that the shyness that kept me from making eye-contact pretty much torpedoed my chances of success.) Eventually, I explored the area and found some trails that lead away from the parking area into wooded areas. Despite the No Trespassing signs, the trails appeared to have plenty of use, based on the litter I found (candy wrappers, cigarette butts and a few used condums - COME ON PEOPLE - CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES!). One sunny afternoon, I tried again. After parking, I walked over to the stone wall by the ridge and watched a variety of commercial aircraft come in to land. Cars came and went while I was there but no one seemed to be connecting. Another car came in and the driver sat in his car, seemingly waiting for someone or something. While trying to figure out if I should try to approach him, another car entered the parking lot and all his attention was transferred there. He stepped out of his car and moved to the No Trespassing sign while glancing back over his shoulder at the newcomer, who exited her car (yes, HER car) and followed him at a distance. I guessed that something good was about to happen and waited five (very long) minutes to allow them enough of a head start, then slowly followed them in. I walked for ten minutes without a sign of the couple and started to think I had guessed wrong when I heard a noise. They had progressed further down the hillside to a wide spot in the path where she was bent over, holding on to a small tree. They both had their pants at their ankles and he was bangin' away like he'd never get to again. They were probably 80 feet away from me and facing my right, so I had a head-on view of them but they would need to turn to look in my direction. I whipped it out and started to stroke while enjoying this voyeurisic delight. After awhile, I reasoned that anyone screwing outdoors would probably be open other things, like say a 3-way, so I stood up - hard in hand, whacking like crazy - to advertise my presence. I shouldn't have been surprised that they didn't notice me, they were pretty well lost in their fun and the wind blowing through the branches surpressed any little noises I made to try to announce my presence. I was getting close to climax, but I wanted to save it in case my fantasy would come true. I took a series of single steps in their direction so that they could see me from a distance - I didn't want to walk up to them unless they indicated it was OK. After the fifth step I could see that he spotted me: he froze - probably in shock that his 'love shack' had been discovered. He leaned over her back to tell her and they both started to pull up their pants and straighten out their clothes, quickly though clumsily. I immediately regretted acting on my fantasy, for I caused their coitus-interuptus. I'm sure it would be no consolation to them, but I didn't get to cum either. I tried to say "I'm sorry" but I doubt they heard me. I zipped up while quickly heading back to the parking lot to leave.
Come to think of it, I bet she never did allow him to do that again! (At least, not at that park.)

Once in a while I JO in front of the computer, but there's nothing too strange about that, is there?

Jael

PS: I never have to choose between Quantity and Quality - it's ALL good!

PS: NewGuyInMD - that's a pretty hot situation - are there additional stories along that line?

NewGuyInMd · #4 27th February 2009, 12:57 PM

My ex-wife used to love watching and joining me with guys, and that led to some pretty wild things.

maybe I'll start a thread some time and tell about some more of our fun.

atingle · #5 22nd July 2009, 05:21 AM

On a 20 foot long conf room table in the Chairman of the Board's office in a Bank in Montgomery Alabama (2am night shift) also fucked my girlfriend there...

Lupine56 · #6 1st March 2020, 11:52 AM

Both at work: HVAC blower room. This was the cold air/coils room with the huge barry blower/squirrel cage fans you could almost stand in (if you were short and they were off) that blew the air into the computer room under the raised floor to keep the mainframe computers cool. Kinda like being in a wind tunnel? It was quite cool and noisy. I let my cum get carried by the wind/sucked into the fans. UPS Battery Room The Uninterruptible Power Supply room for the computer room. I was cleaning the batteries and leveling off the electrolyte., and decided to JO., after all I had plenty of rags on hand. lol

Carlos Lopez · #7 16th April 2020, 03:36 PM

in a corn field w a farmhand at my friends family farm. was helping out and we were on opposite end of field about ready to end the day. i was beat so we sat on a wagon to catch my breath and got to talking about stuff. i knew this guy was up for most anything by his reputation, the talk turned to sex and we continued to talk as we short cut through the field. he said he was awful horned up after the talking and told me to look at this. he took it out and started jacking off. i figured what the hell and joined him. too tired to cum, but not when we hooked up about a week later. i normally dont top, but i did w him

LuvSuckinCock · #8 31st October 2006, 12:43 PM

just about every place i have ever worked....in their bathrooms.
numerous college campus bathrooms.

im my tent in the army.

qstevie · #9 1st March 2009, 11:57 PM

It’s quite a question. I’ve been jerking off since I was about nine years old, when what had been just an erection suddenly exploded all over me and I realised what a feeling that was.

I’ve done it in all the usual places, sometimes accompanied by guys with the same idea – parks, toilets, cars etc.

I guess the strangest place would be the school Language Laboratory. I was only about fifteen and the lesson was boring. I just stuck my hand in my pocket and was met with a great hard-on, which I couldn’t ignore. So I just went for it, hopefully discreetly, but I think a couple of guys noticed. And it’s not a great idea because you have to try and walk upright afterwards when your trousers are full of the sticky stuff.

Other than that – well I don’t know if it counts, because I didn’t do it myself, but I was jerked off by a guy in a very crowded lift (elevator). He was in front of me and just reached back, opened my flies and by the time we got to the top floor he had a handful. I realised how difficult it is not to shout out when you’re coming.

The only other one I can think of wasn’t a strange place but a strange situation. It was with one of my first boyfriends and I was on the phone to a friend. Not only did I have to talk whilst I was jerking off and coming, but I also had to say ‘hang on a second’ whilst I took a load in my mouth and had to then continue the conversation.

rand_dude · #10 31st October 2006, 02:58 PM

dang... i've jo in lots of places. Strangest place was probably in the aisle of a department store. Was about 19 i think. was shopping for clothes and there was this really hot chick in the next aisle wearing really short shorts... popped a bone in my shorts and started playing pocket pool with it... wasn't expecting to shoot..just wanted to play with my dick while i was watching her... but it started feeling too good... so i got up close to the pants hanging there, reached up my shorts leg, pulled out my bone and shot on the floor, with the pants hiding what i was doing.

also: on the top floor of the Transco Tower in Houston looking right down at the street 72 stories below.

in my truck, like every other week.

in the sauna and steamroom at the gym late at night after workout... like once a week... like once a month with other guys in there.

in my best friends bed in high school... was staying over there and found his handcream and his cumrag next to his bed beside the wall.... lubed my dick, jacked and shot into the rag then put them both back on the floor where i found them. (also jacked naked wearing nothing but his varsity jacket a coulpe times when he left it in my car.)

In the Grove Street Cemetery in New haven when i used to live there. (was late at night)

hump_me · #11 1st November 2006, 03:18 PM

In a customer's computer room while working on their system... standing behind a piece of equipment in the corner, hidden from the shoulders down.

In my cube at work late one night, coworkers just over the cube wall, with someone on the phone talking dirty to me.

On my knees completely naked except for a pair of lace panties in the middle of a large, empty shopping mall parking lot, brightly lit. It was about 3 AM on a Sunday or Monday morning, don't remember which. I was probably 50 feet from my parked car, just for the added thrill.

I'm sure I'll remember others as I think about it.

post4hole · #12 5th November 2006, 06:15 PM

Alright guys, been reading this thread for a few days now, and wasn't sure if I should add this one....but what the f**k...here goes! I used to work for a pizza place. I came in before everyone else to make pizza dough. I jacked off into the dough while it was mixing. Several people ate pizza with my cum in it that day. I'm bad, I know.

LuvSuckinCock · #13 6th November 2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by post4hole
Alright guys, been reading this thread for a few days now, and wasn't sure if I should add this one....but what the f**k...here goes! I used to work for a pizza place. I came in before everyone else to make pizza dough. I jacked off into the dough while it was mixing. Several people ate pizza with my cum in it that day. I'm bad, I know.

Damn...and I thoguht I was bad. I made potato salad for a party once. i knew that this jerk of a guy would be there, he wasn't very nice. so an hour or 2 before when I was mixing it up and stirring it...i shot 2 thick HUGE loads into it!
Interesting thing about it, my potato salad was a huge hit at the party. All the women were raving how delicious it was and they couldn't put their finger on the secret recipe.

Specific200 · #14 9th November 2006, 01:12 AM

Oh fuck! hahaha

When I was younger living near Los Angeles. I'd make trips out in teh middle of teh week to search for the short miniskirt wearing babes who were solo. Mon-Fri was ALWAYS teh best. This is becsaue all of the "shopopers" and otehr weekend warriors are at work. You would be surprised what single and married woemn wear--or don't wear--if you can get out during the week.

Lots of times they are jsut squirming to catch a dudes eye and show off--but very discreet and never any eye contact. This isn't a pick up but a voy exhibitionist game. Those who know understand.

Anyway, I'd do waht the other guy would do--find a gal in ashort ass skirt or wiht her ass hanging out 3 inches on eqach side in a department store or Peir One Improts, etc. and angle myself to get a good shot and be invisible to cameras. Then pull my cock out of the side of my cut off swaets and jerk it all over the floor.

I did this so many times all over west LA I can't report them all:
Targets (especially out in the garden section), Peir one imports--there use to be this gal years ago (1990s) that would work closing. She was about 5'8" and ALWAYS had this REALLY short skirt on. She'd bend over all over the place and always wore a thing. I must have jacked off to her 20 times one year. I'm sure she new csaue I'd leave my laod pretty close to her on teh floor. Then just walk quickly out. I never did talk to her, and she was nice looking too.), Barnes and Noble bookstore in Venice and Santa Monica, and in Valencia, Kmart several time to a few gals wearing loose tank tops and bending over, oh man the stories.

I tihnk the last time I did that was years ago, maybe like 215, in teh Ross drees for less in Vencice. I went in about 10 AM and there was a gal wearing a really short skirt trying on shoes. I was pretty brave when she pretty much caught me sqautting down looking at her ass. She didn't say anything and keep trying on shoes. I slide my cock out and jerked a nice load on the carpet and left. Well, that probably wasn't the last time now that I think about it, but it was a long time ago.

Actually I think the last time I did that was after taking a viagra and cheking this relaly nice looking gal out with her thiong showing uo over her low riding shorts. I was in Bed Bath and Beyond and standing up, around 9 PM and no one in the store. I just got behind her while she was sqautitting down looking at something and jerked it off all over the floor.

So many times and so long ago. Shhesh.

buttpiratesc · #15 10th June 2021, 07:18 AM

I was in a courthouse men's room in a handicap stall watching porn and jerking. It was busy in there with people coming and going. I am pretty sure that people could see through the crack in the door as they walked by. I could see them clearly looking as they passed. I blew a pretty big wad that day.