Strangest place you have Jacked Off...
 

Lets hear everbodys stories about the wierds or strangest place you have jacked off.

For me two places come to mind.
First is Point Mallard in Decatur, AL. Point Mallard is a water park beside the back waters of the TN river. The had a beach and roped off swimming area. I was about 15 and swam out to the rope and sat on it. Only my shoulders and above were visable above the water. I proceeded to pull my cock out of my bathing suit and ended up blowing my load in the water.

The second place that comes to mind is DFW airport.
I was 18 and had to get there about 5 am to catch a flight. I went to the bathroom to pee. I am standing at the urinal and the urge hit me to crank one off. It was pretty deserted so I started stroking and blew a nice load into the urinal.

So lets hear some of your stories...

flashbacks are fun
 

back seat of a delta 88. leaning over the front bench seat while a friend was wiring a radio. talking to him the whole time.

i would say i jacked off in the locker room at college.

A few weeks ago on a park bench at the local forest preserve in one of the picnic shelters. There was nobody up there, so I took off my shorts, hopped up on the top of the bench and started stroking my rock hard cock. It took me about 2 minutes to shoot one of those loads that flies 3 feet up in the air.

In the laundry room of an apartment building I lived in. There were a pair of panties from one of the tenants in the dryer there. I took them out and I kind of draped them over my cock and started stroking. I put them back before I shot my load. All that week I was wondering if she was wearing those panties.

i had gone to meet a buddy in the bathroom of a mall. i gave him some head, bent over the toilet so he could fuck me, finished him off with my mouth so i could drink down his big load. finally i leaned back and jacked off into the toilet.

there's always the rush i get from strokin a load out cruisin down the highway. if it's a long trip (more than an hour) i'll strip down while i do it. although there was a time when i was driving home from the bar. i was really horny and stipped down. there's an army base between the bar and my house so i took the main road through it to get home. the load i shot that nite hit my shoulder.

Gosh, where HAVEN'T I jacked off?
 

I've jacked off all over the place. Some of the "strangest" places might be:

Construction site

Retail store stockroom

Alley/Street

Toilet on a train

That's about all I can think of that might be considered strange.

When I was around 18. A few times I went up to the top of this parking structure downtown and jacked off and let my load fly down the stairwell from the 5th floor.

About ten years ago, I jacked off my buddy in an elevator full of tourists in the Empire State Building in NYC. When you descend from the upper observation deck, you have to change elevators midway down. So we suspended the activity when changing elevators (leaving him with a considerable bulge) and then resumed on the lower elevator....very wet by the time we got to street level!!

During geometry class my sophmore year in high school.
 

There was a hole in my pocket. I make the hole larger, fished my dick through it an gently started working on it. Caught the load in my handkerchief.

when i was 13 in the car next to my dad with a pillow covering me (I dont know if he knew or not)

in a parking lot at night

college library

at work

i love jerking off...

years ago, while traveling across the the country on a greyhound bus, i was sitting next to a guy in the seat right behind the driver. it was winter and and night and we had our jackets over us,, our legs kept bumping and hands started to travel and next thing you know ,, we are jerking each other off.. Never did get his name , as a matter of fact, after the initial Hi, we never did speak..

also on an amtrak train,, a ciity bus, dept. store, barnes and noble boook store.. I guess i used to like to jerk off a lot.. now i prefer getting head out in the park somewhere..

I love jacking off in public bathrooms,,,I have done it on a train,,,,I use to be a flight attedant and use to love doing it in the plane bathroom or at an airport and the dirtier the toilet and the seat the better,,,I use to pretend someones face was underneath it when i was jacking off sucking on my shaved hole and then flush him down

Planes, trains and automobiles...
 

The strangest that comes to mind right now was an overnight transpacific flight to LA. The plane was pretty empty so I took a whole center row so I could sleep, and since I only sleep well naked, I covered myself with blankets and stripped completely underneath. Had a great nap, but woke with a chub. Since it was still dark, i slipped my hand down to caress my stiffy, then started a nice, leisurely stroke that peaked with a nice gusher and a big sigh. The lights came up a little too soon and getting redressed was a bit of a challenge, moreso because of the stickiness. But I don't think anyone was any the wiser.

Back yard
 

When I was about 13, my parents bought something that came in a big card board box, I had the box outside next to our lot ,we were playing football, I decided to take a break, got in the box and suddenly got hard, started rubbing and before I knew it I was beatin the meat and blew off in the box, the kool part was my buddy's were playing football not 15 feet away and never knew, sure they saw the box rocking.

just about every place i have ever worked....in their bathrooms.
numerous college campus bathrooms.

im my tent in the army.

lotsa places
 

dang... i've jo in lots of places. Strangest place was probably in the aisle of a department store. Was about 19 i think. was shopping for clothes and there was this really hot chick in the next aisle wearing really short shorts... popped a bone in my shorts and started playing pocket pool with it... wasn't expecting to shoot..just wanted to play with my dick while i was watching her... but it started feeling too good... so i got up close to the pants hanging there, reached up my shorts leg, pulled out my bone and shot on the floor, with the pants hiding what i was doing.

also: on the top floor of the Transco Tower in Houston looking right down at the street 72 stories below.

in my truck, like every other week.

in the sauna and steamroom at the gym late at night after workout... like once a week... like once a month with other guys in there.

in my best friends bed in high school... was staying over there and found his handcream and his cumrag next to his bed beside the wall.... lubed my dick, jacked and shot into the rag then put them both back on the floor where i found them. (also jacked naked wearing nothing but his varsity jacket a coulpe times when he left it in my car.)

In the Grove Street Cemetery in New haven when i used to live there. (was late at night)

In a customer's computer room while working on their system... standing behind a piece of equipment in the corner, hidden from the shoulders down.

In my cube at work late one night, coworkers just over the cube wall, with someone on the phone talking dirty to me.

On my knees completely naked except for a pair of lace panties in the middle of a large, empty shopping mall parking lot, brightly lit. It was about 3 AM on a Sunday or Monday morning, don't remember which. I was probably 50 feet from my parked car, just for the added thrill.

I'm sure I'll remember others as I think about it.

This one might be over the line
 

Alright guys, been reading this thread for a few days now, and wasn't sure if I should add this one....but what the f**k...here goes! I used to work for a pizza place. I came in before everyone else to make pizza dough. I jacked off into the dough while it was mixing. Several people ate pizza with my cum in it that day. I'm bad, I know.:(

Re: This one might be over the line
 

Damn...and I thoguht I was bad. I made potato salad for a party once. i knew that this jerk of a guy would be there, he wasn't very nice. so an hour or 2 before when I was mixing it up and stirring it...i shot 2 thick HUGE loads into it!
Interesting thing about it, my potato salad was a huge hit at the party. All the women were raving how delicious it was and they couldn't put their finger on the secret recipe.

Oh fuck! hahaha

When I was younger living near Los Angeles. I'd make trips out in teh middle of teh week to search for the short miniskirt wearing babes who were solo. Mon-Fri was ALWAYS teh best. This is becsaue all of the "shopopers" and otehr weekend warriors are at work. You would be surprised what single and married woemn wear--or don't wear--if you can get out during the week.

Lots of times they are jsut squirming to catch a dudes eye and show off--but very discreet and never any eye contact. This isn't a pick up but a voy exhibitionist game. Those who know understand.

Anyway, I'd do waht the other guy would do--find a gal in ashort ass skirt or wiht her ass hanging out 3 inches on eqach side in a department store or Peir One Improts, etc. and angle myself to get a good shot and be invisible to cameras. Then pull my cock out of the side of my cut off swaets and jerk it all over the floor.

I did this so many times all over west LA I can't report them all:
Targets (especially out in the garden section), Peir one imports--there use to be this gal years ago (1990s) that would work closing. She was about 5'8" and ALWAYS had this REALLY short skirt on. She'd bend over all over the place and always wore a thing. I must have jacked off to her 20 times one year. I'm sure she new csaue I'd leave my laod pretty close to her on teh floor. Then just walk quickly out. I never did talk to her, and she was nice looking too.), Barnes and Noble bookstore in Venice and Santa Monica, and in Valencia, Kmart several time to a few gals wearing loose tank tops and bending over, oh man the stories.

I tihnk the last time I did that was years ago, maybe like 215, in teh Ross drees for less in Vencice. I went in about 10 AM and there was a gal wearing a really short skirt trying on shoes. I was pretty brave when she pretty much caught me sqautting down looking at her ass. She didn't say anything and keep trying on shoes. I slide my cock out and jerked a nice load on the carpet and left. Well, that probably wasn't the last time now that I think about it, but it was a long time ago.

Actually I think the last time I did that was after taking a viagra and cheking this relaly nice looking gal out with her thiong showing uo over her low riding shorts. I was in Bed Bath and Beyond and standing up, around 9 PM and no one in the store. I just got behind her while she was sqautitting down looking at something and jerked it off all over the floor.

So many times and so long ago. Shhesh.

In an Ambulance going Code 3
 

Working in the back of an abulance. The patient was asleep did everything I needed to do so I jerked off.

Partner saw me and the next time we both jerked of going to a call. Lucky it was a long run lights and siren.

In TONS of college campus bathrooms....love havin the guys hear me stroke my meat and moaning the whole time. One time, visiting my alma mater, I was jo with the stall door open, but standing up (like I was takin a piss). It was parents' weekend and this college Dad came in and ended up takign my 24-yo (at the time) laod down his throat.

Gigboy -- I think I made it through basic training without jerking off more than a time or two. We were exhausted most of the time, and there was never any privacy at all. I think I did manage to stroke out a load late one night when I was on fire watch, but that was it.

Once I got out of basic and was in my MOS school it was non-stop fucking, but all with women. No guy-guy action in the barracks at all, way too risky. I did get sucked & fucked a couple of times while on the road on my motorcycle. I was the stereotypical hot, hard-body Army guy on a bike, and was a little bit in demand. :)

j/o places
 

so many places, so little time.

i've jacked off in the back of a bus. i've jacked off at almost every job that i had - from warehouses, in parks, in trucks in a car.

but next to bookstores and peepshows, my favorite place was in a college campus library bathroom during the summer or late in the evening around dinner time when there wouldn't be too much traffic. i jacked off so many times standing up at a urinal or sitting down in a stall. one of the best times was jacking in a stall sitting down with a condom on and having lots of pre-cum in the thing, so when i stroked it made a lot of sloshy sounds. i was so into it that i barely noticed the guy coming into the stall next to me. i waited some time for him to finish his business, but he stayed so i just continued where i left off, jacking my meat. apparently, i was making intriguing noises because the dude peaked under the stall and saw me stroking my condom encased raging hard-on. i got over being startled and noticed that he licked his lips and asked if he could join me. i let him in the stall where he took off the condom and jacked me and blew me and i came so intensely in his mouth. :p

The strangest to be jacked off was in a hot tub on a cruise ship with three other people in it, broad daylight. The bubbles hid what my wife was doing and we got away with it until I shot my load and grunted a bit too loud. Wife says the two women got a shocked look on their face an immediatly got out.

As for solo jacking, a department store dressing room with only slats in the doors. Also my office at work.

Just a reminder that those who think jacking off in other people's food is funny, you could be eating someone's puried terd , throat luggie, or bloody scab right now. Still funny?

I don't know if this is STRANGE or WEIRD
 

When I first was XXXperimenting with myself (12 or 13 years old), I would peddle my bike down to the local park and go into a cabbose that was parked all by itself in the back of the park. I would climb up to the upper part of the cabbose unto the chairs and position myself to where I would do pushups that would enable me to grind my cock against the wooden benches arm until orgasm. The cool thing about doing it in the cabbose was that sometimes I would be in the top section beating off watching young couples getting it on while parked in the parking lot next to the cabbose. They never expected me being in the cabbose as I hid my bike on the other side of the cabbose. I also grinded my cock to the monkey bars in another part of this park.

I have jacked off nearly everywhere.

In college, bathroom, libraries, girlfriends dorm room, empty classroom and a bathroom at a party with people waiting in line.

Out of school, I have done it in the office, bathroom at the office, in my car in the parking garage, in dressing room at a suit clothier,

I just love to jerk off. It is a habit that is not going anywhere anytime soon.

lots of places...many airports, flights, a bus, a train, lots of parks, hotel swimming pools (sometimes getting a nice enema from a jet), at work, in the back seat of my parents car on a road trip, dressing rooms, college library and other buildings, in the car while driving down the interstate, rest areas,

jerk everywhere I can
 

I am horny wherever I go. The idea of someone seeing my cock turns me on so much. In college I was in the theatre department and would spend a great deal of time there after hours. I made it my goal to wank in every room in the theatre building. I wanked in the men's dressing room, costume shop, scene storage, stairwell, both lighting booths, catwalks above the stage, any where I could pop a load of cum. I would make sure no one was around, slowly take my throbbing 7.5" cock and wank like crazy. I would shoot a load all over the room and then leave... Spreading my seed everywhere in the building.

Of course I jack-off in airports, airplanes, the woods, while on roadtrips. I used to jack-off at my old house that had a back yard that was fenced in. No one could see in the backyard except a crane that was working on a building next door. I would step out into my backyard when someone was in the crane and I would just stand there in the sun strokin my dick. Sometimes I would splurge and drizzle lube all ove my cock and go to town on it. I'd look at the crane operator and smile while I'd shoot my load. He never flinched...

The strangest place I've jacked off is on a train ride through Africa. It in a small room where there were two other men and myself. They fell asleep (as it was an overnight train ride), but the jostling of the tracks kept me "up" all night. One of the men fell asleep on my shoulder, and his head eventually slid down onto my lap. It wasn't quite jacking off, but his head swayed on my lap (along with my cock) in time with the motion of the train. It wasn't long before I gave a groan and slid out from under him to go clean myself up. The bloke was still asleep!:D

jerkin off in public
 

Public jerk off
As you all can tell from my screen name, I am big time into jackin it in public/weird places. Where do I start? I'll start when I was younger. I used to jack off while sitting in the back of the school bus while on the way home to or from school. I would always sit in the last small seat in the back. I'd simply pull out my dick and jack it till I came, I'd end up squiting it on the floor or the back of the seat. Sometimes my buddies would watch..but most times I'd do it by myself back there. That was always hot.

Once I did it during a final in one of my college classes. I was sitting in the back row, I had shorts on and I was REAL horny. There were about 15 kids in the room takin a test, all sitting in front of me. I took my dick out thru the side of my leg and quickly jacked it. I squirted it on the floor. I was never caught. And I got a 98 on the exam.

More recently I've done it in fitting rooms at some mall stores, or in the bathrooms at malls. I used to meet random dudes off line and meet them at their jobs and we'd find a place to jerk off while they were "on the clock" We'd find somewhere in the store/office/warehouse/hotel to do it. Stockrooms/bathrooms/closets are great for that. What fun I've had.
I live in CT, so in the summer months when it's warmer I take long walks at nite when my roomies are sleeping. I'll end up at the park down the street from my house. I'll chill naked in the park for a bit, walk the big dark field. Even play on the swings. When I'm done, I'll jack it and walk home. The walk is even better when I leave my cloths at the house and walk to the park naked. I always do this at like 2 in the morning.

I've pretty much done it all. I still do it to this day. Haven't been caught yet, well not by accident I mean. I make the occasional rounds to the malls and other stores where I know guys cruise. I usually meet a dude and jerk off (like in public bathrooms) It's hot and fun and can't wait till I find another place to do it. Always seems like I find the right places. I do most of my cruisin on weekends. I even have luck at the grocery store. I LUV jerkin in public places and LUV it more when I find a dude who can join in.

The above stories are all true guys, I'm a real life public jerker. What's great about it is I'm only 29. I still have lots more years to do it. Good luck to everyone who does it. Shoot me a message if anyone has questions or even if you want to discuss more spots where I might have done it

hmmm for me it was when I was in the 7th grade.
Being young and having found the joys of wanking I was doing it whenever and wherever I could.
The wildest place for me was durning my school years, sitting at the back of the class room(7th grade) I was feeling all horned up and with so many good looking girls(including one absolute spunk) at the front of the class I just couldn't resist the temptation.

Sliding my hand down my pants and very slowly stroking myself off whilst trying desperately to not get caught I had one of my best ever wanks (it was sooooo goooood).
Luckilly for me no one noticed for if they had my life would have become hell.
Of course back then it was girls that turned me on but seeing as how things have turned out with me being bi, nowdays I would probably be looking at a different person if I was to do it again.

I just jerked off in a empty office in my building. It was dark and I just laid down on the floor and cracked one off. thanks for all of the hot stories

Planetarium in High School
 

Freshman in high school on a field trip to a planetarium. I opted for a back row seat by myself. There were probably 50 in the room. Each time the stars came out, so did my dick and I caught the load with a kleenex from my pocket...no one ever said anything, so I guess they didn't know.

I had this neighbor who was a complete and total hunk. One night I walked over to his house naked and got on my haunches in front of his door and beat my meat. Sprayed a huge load of cum all over his front door.

IN A CAR, IN A PLANE, IN A MEETING
 

I LOVE TO STROKE IT

i love to drive around with my pandt down or off and play with my cock in traffic...ive cum at a drive in window as the person handed me my food.

jacked of under a blanket on a plane...an overseas flight...guys thigh kept pressing agianst mine..i prentended to be asleep and stkoked off

played with my cock teasing during ameting under the table...went to the bathroom to cum

That reminds me of the hike I took some boyscouts on (no, I never did anything with one of them). It started to rain and we put on our ponchos. I got to thinking about a neighbor kid, a hot blond hunky kid, and beat off as I walked along the trail with a half dozen scouts around me.

High School Days
 

Bunch of years ago...

Went back to visit my old High School - used to be involved with the Drama club there. They were rehearsing a show, so I sat in the house behind the drama teacher, who kept leaning over the auditorium seat to talk while the kids were up on the stage. He kept touching my knee during the conversation, I kept leaning closer, in part so we could speak at a whisper.

He worked his hand further up my bare leg (I was wearing shorts) & finally made it all the way up to my 8" cut tool. He fished it out through the leg hole, and stroked me right there.

After a few minutes of this (and almost blowing my load several times), he called for a 15 minute break, took me to his classroom & locked the door.

Fucked him senseless. :D