Porn: A single (and often attached) guy’s best friend. And you've got to love the deliciously wicked, fantastically democratic fact that there is something good and nasty out there for everyone to get their rocks off to.

So, fellows, what are the specific things in (legal) porn that are guaranteed to push your Hot Buttons and make you blast a load like Old Faithful every single time, no matter what?

Your categories are:
Text Porn - the written word; true tales and/or fictitious stories;
Photo Porn - still images; solo and/or hardcore;
Video Porn - Fast-Forward and Pause are two of MY favorite buttons!

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