[HappyHole]

Sometimes when you’re all horned up, it’s simply up to you to take care of the business of cranking out a load. Maybe you’re partner has a headache or is otherwise not in the mood. Or your food server has an ass that all but screams “Throw me down and fuck me now, stud!” and you have to make a mad dash to the nearest restroom to jack-off a fast one. Or maybe you’re stranded on a desert island and, short of fucking a beached jellyfish (not recommended), you just need to release a load. But the when/why/where is not the issue here.

Today’s question is: Which hand do you favor when you’re flying solo, and why?
Left Hand
Right Hand
Ambidextrous (two-hander)
All of the Above