Sometimes when you’re all horned up, it’s simply up to you to take care of the business of cranking out a load. Maybe you’re partner has a headache or is otherwise not in the mood. Or your food server has an ass that all but screams “Throw me down and fuck me now, stud!” and you have to make a mad dash to the nearest restroom to jack-off a fast one. Or maybe you’re stranded on a desert island and, short of fucking a beached jellyfish (not recommended), you just need to release a load. But the when/why/where is not the issue here.

Today’s question is: Which hand do you favor when you’re flying solo, and why?
Left Hand
Right Hand
Ambidextrous (two-hander)
All of the Above

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For little old right-handed me, the choice of hand is determined by other supplemental materials/tools I might be incorporating into my hand job.

LEFT HAND
DRY technique if doing a quickie in a restroom or in a video arcade booth, with my cock and balls pulled through the fly of my boxer shorts (as a kind of make-shift cockring) and very light friction on the head on my penis as I jack the shaft, using my right hand to maul my balls and nipples.
LUBED* (coconut/olive oil) when I’m reading written online smut or otherwise sexploring the Internet, using my right hand to go from mouse-clicking and typing, to mauling my balls and nipples.

RIGHT HAND
LUBED* (coconut/olive oil) when I’m reading written smut (magazine/book) or watching video/DVD porn at home. My left hand is kept clean and dry to turn pages or work the VCR/DVD remote control.

AMBIDEXTROUS
LUBED* (coconut/olive oil), and with both hands taking turns, sometimes working in tandem, and dipping down to give my prostate a good and thorough workout as well. Big Fred and Little Fred (my six- and 11-inch latex toys) have also been known to join in the fun. This is the messiest of the techniques, but a fun alternative to the primary Left- and/or Right-Handed techniques noted above.

*A word about LUBE/OILS
COCONUT OIL: Smooth, light, and easily absorbed by the skin; it doesn’t clog pores or stain fabric. Purchase at Whole Foods, health food stores, or Asian markets.
OLIVE OIL: Yes, it’s heavy, but if you jerk-off a lot and the head of your penis is feeling a bit tender, the heaviness of olive oil feels good and warms up nicely. If the regular scent is bothersome, try Extra Light Olive Oil.

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most occasions, i opt for right hand and it is generally dry. i take my time and love to edge, tasting my pre as it flows from my slit.

left hand is when, somewhat like another poster, i use a lube: saliva or wet or astroglide. i move faster over my slick meaty cock. in an abs, it makes it seem naughtier to be slick with saliva and pumping and added excitement of a public self-pumping makes up for the lack of edging. at home, while my left is wet from lube and pre, i use my right hand to turn the pages of a magazine or to use the DVD remote.

i also love the no-hand feeling with a toy like Fleshlight or a pocket pal of some kind. i lube up my cock and the toy, lie on my back and slide the toy down my cock. particularly if it is a heavy toy, it's like if someone is riding me and i hump the toy as it lays on my lower belly, using my legs to lift myself off the bed fucking and humping the toy. love to hear the obscene slickly wet sound of my meat sliding in and out of a sexy orifice. so, when i cum in this fashion, no-hands, i really spew a load with it flowing thickly out of the toy and down my shaft and into my hairy pubes.

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Ah, Throbbin-9, your talk of jacking-off in the ABS reminded me of a couple of favorite things I do with my dry left hand in a Buddy Booth. When I'm ready to blow, I "clear" the glass so my neighbor can get a good look, and then I:
A. Stand and face the glass, and shoot my load right at him, effectively splattering all over the glass (and being a Good Scout, I immediately clean up the mess).
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B. Sit sprawled out in the booth chair, facing the glass, with the hem of my T-shirt pulled to my waist, and then let 'er rip, blasting ropes of cum up the length of my T-shirt covered abdomen and chest (this is a particularly good show when wearing a black or otherwise dark colored T-shirt). Walking out of the ABS in a cum-stained T-shirt always leaves me grinning while fellow patrons are looking a little envious.

And as for your no-hands technique...
Dude, I beg of you to please record one of those sessions and share it with your buddies here at CFS. I nearly blew a load just reading about it! Thanks for sharing the text version of a damn hot scene.

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