Oh No!

I’m having one of my FIST/FUCK/PISS/SUCK play parties at my house on Saturday, March 1st, and I just realized that I have too many Tops coming! Whatever shall I do?

I have 10 RSVP’s now, 5 are for Total Tops, 3 are men who are experienced fisting Tops, but haven’t taken a fist yet, and 3 (counting myself) are fully versatile.

I might have Top men sitting around all night with nothing but Time on their hands! I might have to sacrifice myself and have someone tie me into a sling so that these perverted men can stick parts of their bodies into me all night, with no respite, because there wasn’t anyone else who could do it.

Is there anybody on this list who can help me with this predicament? I have room for 6 or 7 more men, so let me know if there’s someone who can take some of these wicked tops off of my hands.

>>Before any o' ya greasy pigs start hitting the e-mails to contact me, be aware that I have a non-negotiable No Total Bottoms policy at my house. If you’re not willing to spend at least 50% of your time and energy playing as a top, then you won’t be welcome at this party.<<

I live 17 miles east of Seattle, Washington (Redmond area). The party begins at 6:00pm. The doors are locked at 11:00pm. This is more than just a fisting party. There will also be BDSM and Watersports going on as well.

When you contact me, send me your direct e-mail address and a phone number to reach you. No e-mail & phone = no invitation. If you have a profile with pictures on Asspig.com, ***********, Manhunt.net, Men4SexNow.com, worldleathermen.com, leatherbear.com, BNSkin.com, or Adam4Adam.com, or, of course, the PigPen, send me what name you’re under on that site. If you don’t have a profile with pics on one of those sites, send me a selection of pics of yourself as well as a breakdown of top/vers/bottom and what sort of play you like IN ADDITION to fisting. Once you have the invitation, if you still want to come, you must RSVP. Once I get your RSVP, I’ll send you the address, directions, and the House Rules.

Y’all know that you don’t want me to have the opportunity to be forced to let all those wicked top men have their evil way with me all night, do you?

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