There were 4 gay men who decided to climb Mount McKinley in Alaska to show their deep commitment to Gay Rights and Liberation. One was a Liberal Democrat, one was an Independent, one was a Libertarian, and one was a Republican.

As they were nearing the top of Mt McKinley, it became apparent all would reach the summit. So, in an effort to show a greater commitment, the Independent guy yells "THIS IS FOR ALL GAY INDEPENDENTS!" and jumps off the summit.

Taking the lead from the Independent guy and not wanting to be outdone, the Libertarian yells "THIS IS FOR ALL GAY LIBERTARIANS" and jumps off the summit.

The Gay Liberal Democrat then decided to take decisive action. Showing the highest level of commitment to Gay Rights and Liberation, he pushes the Gay Republican off the summit and yells "THIS IS FOR EVERYONE!!!"