It also always kills me when fat, smelly, old, and/or ugly farangs go to a sauna, don't get any action (no surprise), then complain that the crowd was all "sticky rice".

(I'm not saying that's the case with Dorrers -- I'm just jabbering).

Show me a sauna where young, fit, good-looking farangs don't attract any attention, THEN we'll call it "sticky", OK?